EBOLA OUTBREAK in OBX

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by beerndwata, Oct 13, 2014.

  1. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2013
    ATTN: they're trying to keep you from hearing about it

    but there's been an ebola breakout in nags head and now someone from Avon has come up with it too. They're in the Hospital in nags head right now but I wouldn't go anywhere near it.

    supposedly the feds will be closing down the bridge tomorrow to quarantine everything east of the sound and south of OI as well.


    STAY AWAY FROM THE OBX THIS WEEKEND.
     
  2. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    the chemtrails will be bad too
     

  3. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

    659
    Nov 2, 2008
    Yea there will be Ebola everywhere I will be surfing this weekend. Just letting you guys know.
     
  4. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    191
    Sep 18, 2013
    AIDs too...
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    This is just wrong, but hilarious!
     
  6. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    809
    Apr 1, 2009
    I heard that laird and Shane will be coming with oxygen tanks in tow and inflatable life vests on. ITS GOING TO BE HEAVY BOYZ YOU DONT WANT WHAT THE EAST COAST CAN PROVIDE....AN ALMIGHTY ASS WHOPPING~!!!
     
  7. all4blues

    all4blues Well-Known Member

    260
    Dec 14, 2013
    Ya. Just saw a bunch of haz-mat guys in govt trucks go by announcing to stay inside and keep away from the ocean. Looks serious. Seems to be centered over the island. Probably airborne as well. Just felt some serious shaking while typing. Can only assume they blew up the Bonner bridge to protect the rest of the coast. I assume internet connection will soon be down as well. Hopefully we will make it out ali...
     
  8. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I heard it has something to do with the overpopulation of queers and homos, stay away folks, or you could catch the gay too!
     
  9. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

    517
    Feb 18, 2013
    I heard VB has been quarantined too from the northside of the pier all the way through Pendleton. In fact, police are advising surfers to only surf around 63rd Street, give or take a few streets.
     
  10. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2013
    That's a shame, the surf sucks dongs up there.
     
  11. JimB

    JimB Active Member

    42
    Aug 4, 2010
    He's right folkes... stay clear! It's a new strain ..."Homobola"!
     
  12. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    56 people just got an outbreak on delmarva. all 56 of them are surfers. stay away from the beaches.
     
  13. AndrewIfallalot

    AndrewIfallalot Well-Known Member

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    Aug 24, 2012
    They scooped up all the GWSs from the Farrallons and airlifted them to OBX so if you surf there you will die
     
  14. Losttsol

    Losttsol Well-Known Member

    517
    Feb 18, 2013
    No, don't say that. It's really like J-Bay up there, mixed with some Backdoor-like sections. Seriously, you all should surf there this weekend. Bring your mini-guns, SUPs, kayaks, sponges, and hand planes.
     
  15. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
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    Be advised: "The virus may be acquired upon contact with blood or other bodily fluids of an infected human or other animal. Spreading through the air has not been documented in the natural environment."
    It would be wise to curtail any "at-risk activity" potentially exposing one to the virus.
     
  16. Waxer

    Waxer Member

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    Sep 4, 2012
    The wife works at the obx hospital, yesterday they issued her a hazmat suit.. Just sayin
     
  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Keep you holes covered. Ebolaids is everywhere in NC!
     
  18. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    I actually have Ebola, so if you see me in the water stay clear by at least 200 yards.
     
  19. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    That is an epic 1500th post Zippy!
     
  20. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    Lol, thx I didn't even notice that.