need help naming a cat

How is this for a first thread...

I have an older cat thats abnormally cool but he is racking up the years and he needs a young buck to pass his wisdom on to. The wise old cat has gone AWOL for weeks at a time in the Adirondacks and the Cascades. He has spent a night in coyote country in the high desert of Colorado, and he has spent a night in the cougar filled canyons on the Colorado River in Utah. He has herpes in his left eye and is missing a tooth. He headbutts German Shephards, pitbulls, bulldogs, etc., and fears absolutely nothing but water. He is a 12 pound samurai. He actually went on a 1.25 mile long hike with me around a lake a few years back.

I figured it was time for him to pass on his awesomeness skill set to a younger cat, so Mrs. Two Barrels made arrangements for me to pick up an all black male kitten with ninja jumping/climbing abilities today. Cant be older than 5 weeks. Looks like a bobble headed thing. I got him from a partially-toothed woman with 28 cats in a "house" that would've gotten a DCF worker promoted. Minimal fear in this one. Stares down the german shep.

I am taking suggestions on what to name this dude.

From the get go, Warchild was vetoed immediately.