So I Joined the Salt Life Two Weeks Ago

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Stranded in Smithfield, Nov 10, 2014.

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  1. Nov 10, 2014 #1
    Stranded in Smithfield

    Stranded in Smithfield Well-Known Member

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    My metabolism broke after college so I have to exercise constantly to avoid getting too fat for my boards (ride 'em a 'lil under volume for 185lbs anyway because floaty boards hurt my knees). I have recently got back into swimming because the aforementioned knees cannot take running 3 miles more than a few times a week.

    Anyhow two weeks ago I was showering at the gym and left my trunks by accident. Days later when I realized this, the surf had come up and I needed new boardies (we were still wear long sleeve tops). Cruise to the NEX and on the sale rack sat a one pair of Volcom and a one pair of Salt Life trunks in my size. I paused for a minute as I do not identify with the typical Salt Life wearing crowd. But they were 4 way stretch, not neon, and $22.

    Then I thought what is a core brand anymore? I been a while since I have rocked Volcom tees or really any major "surf brand" (will still never rock Salt Life tees regardless of the price). I'll support the local surf companies or grab a souvenir tee on a trip but I don't need to tell anyone that I surf or need to fit in with the posers that wear "surf brands".

    Years ago I realized what Confucius said was true: "he who wears Andy Irons rising sun signature surf trunks is least likely to surf like Andy Irons." (or maybe I just made that up). Either way... honestly Gucci Volcom is just as douchey to me as Salt Life. I'll pay top dollar for quality in boards or wetsuits but I don't see anymore quality in a Quik shirt for $20 than a back of 5 plain white Hanes tees for a slightly lesser price.

    So I took the plunge into the Salt Life and SI brothers it is nice for the price. Not sure what the point was other than to tell a tale having drank a few beers.

    Edit: Maybe this thread should be a contest to come up with the best "Confucius say______" about surfing.
     
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  3. Nov 10, 2014 #2
    Shikkapow

    Shikkapow Active Member

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    i might have to drop by the nex and grab a pair.

    BTW you do realize you are supporting a local surf shop, the brand started across the ditch in jax beach
     
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  5. Nov 10, 2014 #3
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    I dont care if my boardies say 'free blowjobs' as long as they are inexpensive and 4 way stretch
     
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  6. Nov 10, 2014 #4
    saltlife

    saltlife Member

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    Saltlife 4 lyfe
     
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  7. Nov 10, 2014 #5
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Confucious say: Man who leaves wet boardshorts in vehicle overnight wakes up to smelly truck. Stinklife.
     
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  8. Nov 10, 2014 #6
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Giving or receiving, that sure does change things ya know
     
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  9. Nov 10, 2014 #7
    DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the chuckle, MIS.
     
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  10. Nov 10, 2014 #8
    MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

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    I'm looking to get a pair of physix board shorts.
     
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  11. Nov 11, 2014 #9
    Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

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    Confucius say, hmmm, 22 dorra price point. You no choose Salt Life. Salt life choose you.
     
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  12. Nov 11, 2014 #10
    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

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    *22 dorrals
     
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  13. Nov 11, 2014 #11
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Confucius say why de fuk you onry have a one pair boardshort?
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  14. Nov 11, 2014 #12
    Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

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    I only have one. How often do you really need them?

    During the year, I probably use my boardies more in swimming/bathing situations than I actually surf in them. But it's chiller up here and I tend to travel during the warmest months.
     
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  15. Nov 11, 2014 #13
    zach619

    zach619 Well-Known Member

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    Damn bros. I got a gang of boardies. 95% of which are from TJ maxx or ross. Like $7.99 - $10.99 a pop (usually brand new, but the models from 1-2 years ago). You gotta have at least 2 pairs though. You ride home in wet trunks in the whip? Gotta have a fresh pair to change into if nothing more, even in the dead of summer.

    I'm telling you gents, hit up the Ross/TJ Max/Marshalls.... $70.00 boardies at a 1/10th of the price. carry on.

    All surfing aside. If I am not at work and don't have any real obligations, the only thing you will catch me in are boardies and a tee shirt.
     
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  16. Nov 11, 2014 #14
    LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

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    Last pair of O'Niel board shorts I bought (50.00$) lasted one year. I bought three pairs of shorts from TJ Max for 10.00$ each. Been wearing them for 5 or 6 years. I just had to take out the mesh so my johnson could roam free!
     
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  17. Nov 11, 2014 #15
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Life is Better in Boardshorts
     
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  18. Nov 11, 2014 #16
    DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

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    Thrift store Speedos. No crowded lineups.
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  19. Nov 11, 2014 #17
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

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    Dudes this is great news! Everyone- joine the saltlife club! One more to add to our numbers!

    One question tho- did you get the sticker too and put it on the back window of your surf car??
     
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  20. Nov 11, 2014 #18
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    I'm like Zack, TJ Maxx or Khols for $10-20 trunks. I got like 8+ pair of trunks man but then again NC is warm.
     
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  21. Nov 11, 2014 #19
    leethestud

    leethestud Well-Known Member

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    yes, but, how large of a decal did you put on the back of your vehicle, and where is it in relation to the flip flops and browning antlers? Remember symmetry is key, and there is no such thing as too big, or too many. And THIS is the salt life

    salt life.jpg
     
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  22. Nov 11, 2014 #20
    rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

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    Yep Lee nailed it. Ain't Salt Life 4 Life unless it's inked on yo a$$!
     
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