The King has returned, long live the king....

Oh god the fuking hemorrhoid skittle is back. Your act is lame and played out like your mom's pu$$y after I destroy that sh!t son. Now get the fuk off of our site, go back to jerkin it with your little brother and be a good little hemorrhoid skittle.

 

To stoke the fire, or not stoke the fire

 

One of the best SI Handles in the game.

Mega how's your chop hop game? Still destroying lips like a bad case of herpes?

Send along some selfies so Metard can get to work.

 

Hey Skittle. I'm NEAR Texas. Texas is across that bridge over yonder. I'm from Galveston. But hey... Post up some more killer aerial pics dude!

 

this is awesome and I am stealing it

 

You come at the king, you best not miss.

 

thas some hate we have a late season contender, but with only 6 weeks left its going to have to be concentrated, and at that rate we will have burnout and bannings before turkey day

 

Thanks rcarter for ruining it for us. He probably won't share any more slide shows of his flyaway airs on knee high waves, because you're being so mean.

 

I mean for a young kid at least he knows the word cuckold.


Pics pls.

 

I love that I got an infraction for trolling in a troll thread!

 

Now Now Mega. Everyone is just jealous of your skills in 2 foot windswell. I'd be the first to admit that I am.

 

what? Stankee is supposed to show up and do something? that turd is a p8ssy.

 

word, he isnt fit to tie mergatroids slipper-laces

trolololololooloooooo

make me think he not who he says he is and is just trolling the absolute bajeezus out of everyone with some faked youtube account of a chump douching it in FL surf.

Honestly, that footage is so absolutely absurdly blatantly terrible no one could possibly try and claim it without making it a joke

I think jokes on us if this is anything but a troll, mental health providers should be called

 

well played mr skittles

 

How did you know I'm a big cocked black man?

 

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How does it feel to go through life a boring, stale piece of nothingness mtwitz?

Wait.....wait.....don't answer that. Your ass-ignment, as the newest & without a doubt the most unoriginal idiot in my troll posse, is to read every one of my posts. Get back to me once your report is ready. It's the onliest post of yours that might keep us awake.

And, from a simple hygiene asspect, you might want to beg Gitcarter to wear a condom when he's drivin' your wife's dirt road in the bar toilet tonight.

 

So boring. Twittles shows up & prances around the dance floor, begging attention in his narcissistic asspecting ways. I can't even see motivation to go to DEFCON1.

I think I'll go plan another surf trek. Twittles is such a waste of everything. Yawn.