Ain't dis bout sum sheet

Discussion in 'East Florida' started by haole, Nov 14, 2014.

  1. haole

    haole Member

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    Nov 14, 2014
    So, I just joined the forum complaining about moving to S.Fl and I check my email to find out that I won Excels TDC giveaway. Brand new $500 drylock 4/3! At least it will come in handy when I visit home.
     
  2. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Congrats.
    I may soon be in the market for a new soot. The used 4/3 I bought a couple years ago already this fall seems to be keeping me less warm. The water temps aren't even cold yet and still in 58-60 range. Maybe my cold tolerance is decreasing as I get older (59). Or maybe I should check for holes in my soot. Just the process of taking it on and off is rougher on it than anything else.
    Been trying to save up for a new board, but life happens. Still riding the same ugly old thing I first learned on two years ago. This will be my third winter, and wifey has been asking me how much longer will I continue with this "foolishness".
    ...Sorry for getting off track here.
     

  3. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ain't no waves in south Florida...ain't nobody wearing a 4/3 anywherez round there... You ever see the show to catch a predator?that's around there...
     
  4. Ghost of SJB II

    Ghost of SJB II Well-Known Member

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    Oct 16, 2014
    Yeah, sell your steamer for crack and go online to chat rooms looking for underage boys or girls(whatever you're into). Then you can have Chris Hansen say, " Have a seat over here.....So, what are you doing here?"

    Then you'll be on TV and famous. And after your trial you'll have free room and board for a few years at a state institution.

    Just imagine the direction your life will take all thanks to XCEL.

    You lucky son of a b!tch.......
     
  5. Ghost of SJB II

    Ghost of SJB II Well-Known Member

    56
    Oct 16, 2014
    DOS, man, your wife should be happy that you are surfing.

    For one thing, the standard surf session is far less time consuming than 18 holes.

    Surfers are cool, and she can tell her friends, " Yeah, my man surfs," which will inspire awe in the mind's of her friends. Watch out though they may try and do an affair with you.

    Surfing is an honest worthy pursuit that keeps one feeling alive and gives them purpose.

    Also, DOS, everyone is a little cold once the weather turns. We got to get used to it. Like, yesterday I was walking around Hammonton, NJ after ingesting a few pills. And I was all, " Hmmm, I'm a tad chilly out here."

    And in two months, yesterday will seem fairly warm.

    I wish you luck in saving for a new board. Sorry you can't just buy one off-the-bat.

    Maybe you should come up to New Jersey and buy a "finger." Then go down to the Outer Banks and hang out in front of the 7-11 in Kitty Hawk and quietly say, "Diesel" to anyone walking by.

    Then you can go to WRV and buy a shiny new thruster.
     
  6. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    can be rough on the user too.
    the other day i was pulling mine on w/one hand over the other arms' forearm when it slipped a bit...
    socked myself in the nose.
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Ahh SI gets a hell of a lot funnier when Billy comes back.