What does this have to do with surfing? You need to dust off you soft top and get in the water big guy.
Like I dusted off your moms twat last week ? Or I could take my soft top and smoke you on your board in front of your hipster boyfriends. Then go back to your mom and give her the ol mushroom tip all over..
Genuine thanks for making me Bust out laughing when I saw the title of this. Also, given the nightmarish thread topic derailment odds here, this has a pretty good chance of turning into an informative thread as well. Oh look.
OK, you get some points for that comeback. Try and come up with something different on the whole "mushroom" thing, it's getting kinda played out. Maybe "throbbing Shiitake" or "purple Nazi helmet" or something...mix it up a little, bro.
Thanks kpd73 ? Yes I think this post could turn into something very special . Maybe I should have named it mr Higgins or ponch perhaps??
And there he is the king of the visual dept . Mr tard I thank you ever so much .. Last one Tom looks mad ((