I wear long-dong silvers. Water longjohns, thin neoprene, big anatomically correct pocket for the junk. I love it. You can do the helicopter hands free no problem. Compression shorts with freedom for the dong. The dong doesth as the dong wanteth. I'm just kidding. Seriously though I'd wear those. Long dong silvers. Any engineers on here want to throw one together and patent those bad larrys?
This sounds like it could go in the testicle thread called PAIN Compression shorts guys. My unit has never felt better.
Oh, so you're the gal who's into the mezcal tonight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO4cTTpsCaI Bend over, red rover, let carter git some & take over. Here's your whisker burn, cherry buoy: word on the street is that wayentheinsaaaaane grew a 'stache specifically to tickle your privates - - he's headed your way in his sleigh right this very moment, and he's gonna strum Georgia Buoyz on your sphincter all wknd long. Vote for me & I'll set you free.
