Im calling you out kelly slater

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Dec 13, 2014.

what should happen to kelly slater?

Poll closed Jan 12, 2015.

  1. he should go off swellinfo because hes a kooky toll.

    7 vote(s)
    21.2%

  2. have the admin ban him.

    15 vote(s)
    45.5%

  3. let eat fish taco.

    16 vote(s)
    48.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
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  1. Dec 13, 2014 #1
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    i just want to start of with your a toolbag, the tool that you are would be a hammer because ever time you try to troll you get hammered down because you just suck at it i mean sorry bro but you just suck. im being so honest with you right now i mean its like a heart to heart. so who are you really sharkfker? do you really even surf? i bet your a dude that rides around with a board on top of your car goes to the beach looks at the water and is like... man its only 14ft barreling and perfect it has to be atleast 23ft for me to paddle out. i wouldn't be surprised if you wax the bottom of the board. your a waste of space on this forum and you should probably go to msw you kookmeister. im a mellow dude but i think your just a tard and ruining the forum. since there is no free speech on swellinfo lets take a pole we havnt had one in months.

    viva la south
     
    Sandblasters, Dec 13, 2014
    Sandblasters, Dec 13, 2014
  3. Dec 13, 2014 #2
    Philip Andrew Irons

    Philip Andrew Irons Member

    11
    Dec 13, 2014
    Yeah Fck Kelly.
     
    Philip Andrew Irons, Dec 13, 2014
    Philip Andrew Irons, Dec 13, 2014

  5. Dec 13, 2014 #3
    sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
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    You spelled 'cookie' wrong.
     
    sbx, Dec 13, 2014
    sbx, Dec 13, 2014
  6. Dec 13, 2014 #4
    KellySlater

    KellySlater Well-Known Member

    99
    Dec 10, 2014
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    I've become so numb, I can't feel you there,
    Become so tired, so much more aware
    I'm becoming this, all I want to do
    Is be more like me and be less like you.

    And I know
    I may end up failing too.
    But I know
    You were just like me with someone disappointed in you.
     
    KellySlater, Dec 13, 2014
    KellySlater, Dec 13, 2014
  7. Dec 13, 2014 #5
    Southsidesurfer

    Southsidesurfer Well-Known Member

    123
    Dec 31, 2013
    Yeah you're no good but if we tell you that you're annoying than you'll stay... So you're not annoying just bad. Very bad. God I hate bad trolls.
     
    Southsidesurfer, Dec 13, 2014
    Southsidesurfer, Dec 13, 2014
  8. Dec 13, 2014 #6
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    9,092
    Sep 26, 2008
    I'm with Blasters fo' sho'. Massive ignana trolling from slaterfaker is not a positive thing for the Forum.

    And.....free GitCarter !!
     
    yankee, Dec 13, 2014
    yankee, Dec 13, 2014
  9. Dec 13, 2014 #7
    Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    I say ban him. Only talented trolls need apply here.
     
    Scarecrow, Dec 13, 2014
    Scarecrow, Dec 13, 2014
  10. Dec 13, 2014 #8
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    9,092
    Sep 26, 2008
    +1 ban the bandwidth inhaler troll slaterfaker
     
    yankee, Dec 13, 2014
    yankee, Dec 13, 2014
  11. Dec 13, 2014 #9
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    2,690
    Sep 12, 2010
    Great post I'm not taking sides but wow what a string of words
     
    bubs, Dec 13, 2014
    bubs, Dec 13, 2014
  12. Dec 13, 2014 #10
    Philip Andrew Irons

    Philip Andrew Irons Member

    11
    Dec 13, 2014
    this kelly is total bs. first off.... Kelly is currently surfing/losing his heat at pipe right now. so the fact that he is here posting means he's full of dog crap.
     
    Philip Andrew Irons, Dec 13, 2014
    Philip Andrew Irons, Dec 13, 2014
  13. Dec 13, 2014 #11
    Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    1,803
    Aug 14, 2008
    ban the ham...my thoughts echo with sand
     
    Koki Barrels, Dec 13, 2014
    Koki Barrels, Dec 13, 2014
  14. Dec 13, 2014 #12
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    1,216
    Oct 19, 2014
    Please see my comments in his other thread, where I questioned the origins of his HIV and the role it plays in the holiday season family dynamic quandry.

    I'm drunk. Always thought KS was a canoe. Since the early 90s. But don't ban him (even though I voted to on this). Its like tattling. How about we invite him out to hang out with a few SI forum sargents and see where the evening goes. Maybe he is cool? Maybe he ends up handcuffed to a bench in the ghetto with a sexual toy inserted in his annnnus? Such is life.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Dec 13, 2014
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Dec 13, 2014
  15. Dec 13, 2014 #13
    FUN

    FUN Well-Known Member

    830
    Aug 28, 2014
    shoutout to the idiots who thought he was actually kelly slater
     
    FUN, Dec 13, 2014
    FUN, Dec 13, 2014
  16. Dec 14, 2014 #14
    dreamsofpakalas

    dreamsofpakalas Well-Known Member

    66
    Jun 4, 2014
    i second that one FUN......i havent been posting on forums long but i'm already annoyed by slater. douche bag
     
    dreamsofpakalas, Dec 14, 2014
    dreamsofpakalas, Dec 14, 2014
  17. Dec 14, 2014 #15
    Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    3,824
    Aug 19, 2010
    Who is Kelly slater? Does he even shred.... Belmar??
     
    Mr.Belmar, Dec 14, 2014
    Mr.Belmar, Dec 14, 2014
  18. Dec 15, 2014 #16
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    2,292
    Feb 21, 2012
    She's banned? Man, we need more girls on this site! Maybe I'll get my niece, Kelly, to post on here.
     
    CBSCREWBY, Dec 15, 2014
    CBSCREWBY, Dec 15, 2014
  19. Dec 15, 2014 #17
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    5,399
    Jun 17, 2013
    Kelly is the greatest surfer of all time and should be immediately banned from this site.
     
    sisurfdogg, Dec 15, 2014
    sisurfdogg, Dec 15, 2014
  20. Dec 15, 2014 #18
    beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    191
    Sep 18, 2013
    anyone else see that Melling/Slater/Payne heat????
    props on Melling for pulling it but here's what I saw:
    Payne scores a sweet little barrel, comes out, slams it. like totally comfy and straight up raping the lip on his backhand.
    gets like a 6...
    Slater scores a sweet little barrel of the same length right after Payne's, and barely comes out all sketchily and does NOT hit it. sheeeit I bet Michelle Jr could've made it out of that barrel better than slates
    gets like a 9!
    now I know they're only scoring barrels really... but wtf Payne's wave was flat out better and they just cup Slate's balls like it's fu(king '95 or something.
    pisses me off when the judging just blatantly shows by the numbers who they want to win.

    and yes I do realize that this has nothing to do with y'all being internet Nazi's about who you let on your forum or not... I don't really care about that
    here's jer boy training for his next world title
    theboss.jpg
     
    beerndwata, Dec 15, 2014
    beerndwata, Dec 15, 2014
  21. Dec 15, 2014 #19
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    4,503
    Oct 13, 2013
    only on THIS forum could THAT make sense.
     
    worsey, Dec 15, 2014
    worsey, Dec 15, 2014
  22. Dec 15, 2014 #20
    JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    1,627
    Aug 11, 2014
    That's how I train for my surfing sesh's too...
     
    JawnDoeski, Dec 15, 2014
    JawnDoeski, Dec 15, 2014
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