Friday what you sipping on update...

Bro you're killing kittens left and right in these threads. PM if you're getting wet in NH tomorrow. A flatbread/pint might be in order after tomorrows sesh. Heading to the cost, TBD.


TONIGHT:

Caldera IPA from Oregon, in a can while the vehicle was moving for the record.

Followed by Bent Hill Brewery Cascade IPA. Bent Hill is a very local up and commer from VT, with very local distro for now. 22s are available. Never had it out of the bottle. The cocounet porter is so-so but I am an IPA snow. The IPA is world class. Tastes like a double, costs like a single. My money where my mouth is: if you come across it and you don't like it, I will actually send you a check for you money back. Offer good through 2015 or till Yank/Carter does your mom, whichever comes first.

Followed by Allagash Triple IPA, which tastes like some Belgian concoction which gave me alcohol poisoning on new years eve in Brussels like 8 years ago. Every time I left my hotel I shat fire for three days. The ex-Mrs. Two Barrels was pissed that her vacation was spent keeping me hydrated in a 7x9 low rent hotel room, but we followed that with a few days of power-pastry-eating in Paris and good wholesome times in Helsinki. (Nothing wholesome happens in Helsininki. Its entirely alcoholism, fish, and good times.) ..................... so Allagash triple, not digging it.

Next: Davidson Brothers IPA from Glenns Falls NY. I have 5 left of the sixer and truthfully each one is like blowing Ronald McDonald in front of my grandparents its that horrible. But I bought it....... buy the ticket, take the ride?

 

That's a pretty big brewer up in Albany, Glens Falls is pretty close. See it in all the craft bars around here.



This is on tonight's menu. Another craft brewer from NY.

 

Once the skidmark, always the skidmark. Shouldn't you be continuing in silence with your home HIV self-testing?

 

Unka2B, that would be GitCarter on the momswell ramp not moi.

Try some DirtWolf: truly a fine libation as Losttsol would attest.

As for me, Heavy Seas Loose Cannon IPA & a mellow craft blended bourbon from Buffalo Trace.

 

Sort of redundant...home self testing. I mean, if it was a home kit, isn't it implied already?

 

It's either redundant or it's not, skidmark. It's not "sort of." That's numero uno.

In addition, as it applies to you, it's not at all redundant because you could very well be self-testing in a men's room down on the docks as you wait for the fleet to come in. You. Get it?

Lastly, your gig is tired tired tired: you post crap, and it is crap, just for shock value (blood of kittens) but the reaction is WTF 's wrong with this efftard.

You and that asspon who posts under Andy Irons name are similar in that you just don't get it. You two have no respect for people. That idiot who defames Andy Irons is not funny, not amusing, and is just a jerk.

Yeah yeah I know it's the Internet, wide open let it flow. Go ahead, but know this: you post stupid dumbass defamatory stuff, you get called on it. Until, hopefully, the day comes when you go someplace else, whether it's from being banned (can you say kellyfakeyslater) or just because some lucky day you run your mouf in real time & you lose your front teef.

Only then would I believe in Santa.

 

Just want to acknowledge this. Hilarious.

 

Finished the night with Honey Jack and Mountain Dew. Such a tastey combo.

 

Lets face it Bubonic - there is nothing in the world quite like an ice cold miller high life bottle in your garage the minute you finish:
* A summer day when its bigger than 4 foot
* Mowing the lawn
* When your baseball team rallies to tie it in the 9th and you are heading into extra innings.


Its the simple things.

 

John Hancock sized cosign.

Also during a family function when no one knows you are missing/thinks your taking out the trash.

Right now ain't bad I'm "fixing boards"

 

Did shipyard ipa sampler pack

Had the black ipa
monkey fist ipa
xxxx ipa
shipyard ipa

All were decent.

Not my favorites though.

 

jacks rested rye. And two hearted ale.

 

Tomorrow night serving my moms recipe for Christmas White Russians - little neighborhood holiday party.

2 park vodka
1 part Kahlua
one drop vanilla extract
one drop simple chocolate syrup
cinnamon garnish

 

One of my sales reps bought me a bottle of Chivas Regal Blended Scotch Whisky, had a couple on the rocks and a spliff to the dome, such a good mix. I know its not Friday but close enough

 

Nice nice

 

newport storm, smoked porter.
if you have ever wanted to drink a steak, i would recommend this.


for the more concerning swellies, try a summit.

ice.
3 ginger slices.
1 slice of lime.
1 slice of cucumber.
lemonade, preferably homie newmans brand.
as much hennessey as you can stomach.

 

bwahahahahahaaaaaa

 

Getting all Christmas like drinking by myself....grinchly like...

 

Yeah it was, another one of my reps got me a 12 pack of beers from around the world, been a good Xmas so far!

 

champagne punch