$h_t surfers say

That's funny.
Like the guy's hat.

Not necessarily "surf-speak", but these are things I've said on multiple occasions:
"It was really nice this morning."
"How was it, man?"
"Does the guy really have to fish right here??"
"Paddle, paddle, paddle, paddle!..."
"Oh, sh*t..."
"Hey, could you give me a hand with this zipper?" (for wetsuite back zip)
"Gawd, these boots stink."
"How's that working for you?" (surfboard talk)
"Was saving up for a new board, but life happens."
"Beats eating lunch in my cubical" (when squeezing in a noon sesh)
"Yeah, I was out; but it was nothing to write home about."
"Not much out there, but it beats swimming laps or working out in a smelly gym."
"I just had to get in the water. "

 

OUTSIDE!!!

(but u only hear it in Belmar)

 

"...just to get wet."
"eh... couple fun ones."
"There's still some sets coming in."
"Should be fun when the tide drops."
"Should pick up with the incoming."
"Bit of a bump on it."
"...just to get the view."
"FUK!"
"Maybe if it was August and 100 degrees."
"That one looked rideable."
"Noooo waaaay did he make that!"
"She can drop in on me all day."

 

Happiness is a tight wetsuite.

 

"Fun"
"Pretty fun"
"Couple fun ones"
"So fun out dere"
"Yea its pretty fun, few fun ones.(triple OH, guy saying this didn't surf....)

 

Fun!

 

"How deep is the water we're in?"

"Guess we have to play in shorebreak"

"its probably bigger on the other side of the pier"

"Bet he's a marine from Kentucky or some sh!t and just bought that off craigslist"

" I need some sunglasses"

"The F the sun go?

 

"There's a little morning sickness"

"How was it earlier?"

"I bet it's not even that good"

 

i lways thought this one was better
[video=youtube;4Ba98kojKpc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ba98kojKpc[/video]

 

"When do the dolphins come out?"

"It was good before, but now the tide's on it."

"Saw a dorsal, that was it for me."

"Check out the (blue, green, pink, orange...) bikini in there."

"It was nothing but green sections all the way in."

"Nothing looks as good as a girl's ass on a surfboard as she paddles by."

"I'm more of a 6 to 12 surfer, in the way that I go bottom to top on the wave." (this, from a guy who could barely angle his takeoff)

"Water's not that cold."

 

[video=youtube;qVrZgxSjsvw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVrZgxSjsvw[/video]

 

"****ing guy must be from NY/NJ/or CT"

 

"Oh sh!t, here comes an instacrowd"

 

"There's a lot of water moving around out there."

"Too much water on it."

"Not enough water in there."

"About (whatever #) head on it."

 

i didn't drop in.
first up has priority.

 

"Hundreds of yards of open ocean and you're gonna walk past all of it to paddle out on top of ME?! Why? Cause I'm the only one out and I'm killing it? Oh you SOB! Next one I'm riding in and walking back the other direction till I can't see you"...