Mavs Highlights

wow, heavy

 

thanks.

 

whudduh fugg you mean by dat?

 

Thats alot of water!

 

Dude he's 11, even he don't know what he means.

 

dude mav is gay and weak.

 

Getcha popcorn ready, buoys.

 

You have me confused with your boyfriend Wayne. That or you think my name is Pedro but can't spell. I'm not Pedro, I'm Juan, Juan in a Million. Least that's what your mom told me last Tuesday afternoon at the Holiday Inn.

 

Pedo also means "fart" in Spanish. Maybe he's calling you an old fart, rcarter.

I wouldn't take that schitt from this little puke. I make bigger turds than him every morning after coffee.

C'mon bro, rake his mom some more.

 

Oh so Jr. High Prom Queen called me a fart or an old fart (I'm 39 BTW)? I'm actually not sure what the appropriate response is to that insult(?). I guess to an 11 year old I am over the hill but last night I was still under his mom while she rode cowgirl style. Too bad his dad's camera ran out of power or else I could share the vid with you guys.

 

Haha, reverse cowboy is my favourite