jimbo pelligrine lost his arm

+1

Known a lot of people from FB that have surfed big waves elsewhere, including me. We all say the same thing, isn't it easier to surf when there are actuall waves to surf on.

 

Ha! VT poser you already used that on me . Use testicles next time .

 

Hey gagger, why don't you remove Jimbo's arm from out your lily white ass cheeks, be a hero, solve the mystery jackass.

 

from briefly browsing jimbo's facebook, i can conclude that anna is a c**t bag

 

Does anyone know if he knew how to surf before he got fat or was he fat before learning to surf?

 

why do all those Thai photos look totally photoshopped

 

um ? Mr Yankee I prob wouldn't say things like that to WCDKnee I met him a few weeks back and he's like 6'3 and pretty muscular . Just sayin

 

Sounds like you two were doing reach arounds in the shower & doucheknee got the better of you, pester.

You two assclowns are the same one assclown, posting under different but strikingly similarly lame assclown names.

 

Yep

 

not a chance . He wanted to buy a board from me and tried to beat me up on price and he got pretty aggressive . I still have the board . He lives in like Gloucester ma .

 

Why didn't you just take him in your windowless van and butt bang him?

 

Maybe its a vocabulary issue I have here. Charge pretty good size hefty barrels? Yes. Rip? IDK. He's too fat properly to torque any type of turn...no range of motion round that midsection. The Padang vid has two turns both sloppy and weak despite having all kinds of speed. Check 1:49 and 2:05 ish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrf93aLQXBE

 

Ah poor yankee, lacking the full 46 chromosomes which defines what a Homosapien is. You see yankee, there is a thing people throw away called "garbage", and it is a word you should remember because for all intents and purposes, that is what you are.Your white trash hick vibe makes me wonder if you will be as fat as your mother. Wait did I just say mother as in referring to a person with a brain? Oops my bad,I meant that gelatnous blob of fat and goo that has multiple chins and sausage link fingers.You are a fecal smear on everything decent in this world. Your death will not be one of celebration, no, but it will neither be one of sorrow. It will be one of indifference. Void of acknowledgement. In other terms that your feeble mind will be able to comprehend, no one will care, not even your mother. You will be just another piece of trash, on its way to the furnace.

 

Still working on your first 100 posts, shart boarder, and still flogging it alone in front of your keyboard. Unless you count the cheap-shiiiite swill you're finding courage from, then that makes you & your best friend, jackass.

I shortened that inane drivel post you made for you. You're welcome, troll.

 

You can't set up your own jokes, son. You are as unoriginal as a troll can be. An autistic 1st grader can troll better than you

 

1/10. would not read again.

 

+100 Yankee is a teabag dropping into R carters mouth .

 

My troll posse, obsessed with me, increases. I'm thankful for jackass trolls like you, kidz: pester, whitecastlewanker & that other stooge. Oh, and skidmark. Is he even still alive? Been kinda quiet, and lucid, without ol' skiddy on the Forum.

Ok, so listen up fan buoys, if you're gonna be heaving your stoopid lil remarks at me whilst sitting there in your BVDs giggling as you smell your own index finger, take a page from clemmie and chucka-boo-boo and waynetheinsaaaaaane and the gnome, all of whom are charter members of my assclown troll posse.

To spend massive amounts of time trying to troll me, and thus qualify for my troll posse you need to do the following:

1. be original! No, not aboriginal, dropstanknyourwhitecastle, original. Thus far, you clowns couldn't make it on, dare I say it, MSW. The Brits would invade your milky white flesh like Sherman ripping apart Atlanta.
2. Trying to insult me, GitCarter & Sandblasters is a prescription for self-immolation. Yours.
3. Do you freaks even surf? Do you even shred? Do you even......ahhhhhhhhhhhh, what's the use.
4. You trolls are like the shredmachine but without an imagination. Sure, you can use spell check but WTF good is that if people bail out on your posts after the first coupla words. Originality, buoyz, follow my lead on that, ok....?!?!?!
5. You will be expected, as my clown troll posse, to organize & get out the vote for Yankee as HOTY.

See Spicoli for details.

 

Dude my balls are still wet from your mom's mouth tonight.

 

Sorry if I'm not ass original as you turkey balls . Man I really get a rise out of you . You either hate the fact that your junk looks like a tiny lil forest mushroom with hair or you guys think you are the most clever forum geeks around . The next time R carters balls are smacking your chin don't forget the rusty trombone fella .