The war of northern surfing aggression

wait, wait, wait! You sayin pizza in the south is better than nj? You can have your fried chicken, but come on bro.

 

just imagine a school bus full of tank-topped fist thrusters headed your way.
hair gel not so much.

 

They're more into "styling fiber" now. Gel is soooo 2006.

 

No self respecting southern gentlemen considers Florida the south. Or so I've heard.

 

I love these north/south threads. I always get to repost one of my favorite quotes from the civil war.

“Some of you laugh to scorn the idea of bloodshed as the result of secession, but let me tell you what is coming….Your fathers and husbands, your sons and brothers, will be herded at the point of the bayonet….You may after the sacrifice of countless millions of treasure and hundreds of thousands of lives, as a bare possibility, win Southern independence…but I doubt it. I tell you that, while I believe with you in the doctrine of state rights, the North is determined to preserve this Union. They are not a fiery, impulsive people as you are, for they live in colder climates. But when they begin to move in a given direction…they move with the steady momentum and perseverance of a mighty avalanche; and what I fear is, they will overwhelm the South. “ - Same Houston


I will tell you southern boys this: On occasion I love me a Copenhagen straight dip.

I will also tell you this: The SEC folded up like a cheap suit during bowl season.

THE NORTH!

 

Do you really think we can take the Belmar for our very own Baddy? Seems like a suicide mission to me. They slick the roads with brill cream on the way in, so we'd have to go through the woods on foot.

 

Wow, a challenging post from some guy in Dixie.
Meh, I will let it go by. After all, I love Dixie!! I use their cups all the time!!

 

"What about the washout where the spray from Carolina cutbacks destroy the shingles on the beach front houses."

Haha, this got me weak.

 

Better food? Oh, I don't think so. You can't get decent Chinese or Thai food down here, for starters. And the few Mexican places I've tried suck, too. I guess all the foreigners who can't cook, but want to open a restaurant head south.

And the local 'cuisine'? Well, they're fond of such delicacies as boiled peanuts and deep fried Oreos. I was shopping at the Food Lion one day when I first moved down here, bending down to look at cans of tuna, and I saw a can of pork brains. That's right, pork brains in a can. Who the hell would eat such a thing? I almost hurled in the aisle.

 

Haha, I keep a can of pork brains at my house so when someone ask why the collards and hoppin johns are so good I tell them my secret ingredient is the pork brains. Mexican food sux here unless it's where the illegals eat but southern cuisine is what all the big boy chefs are talking about these days. If you ain't a total deuche canoe you might get invited to an oyster roast or a pig picken which will get ya better food than most any resteraunt. You can tell the jersey boyz in the lineup by the oil slick they leave in the lineup so I guess that's good pizza?

 

Dear Sandblasters,

You're a southerner. You don't even know what good Chinese or Thai food tastes like, unless you've had it north of the Mason Dixon line.

 

food in florida sux , just horrible

 

North/South doesn't matter. Anywhere has better food than Hatteras. Please send any of the food previously mentioned our way it would be greatly appreciated.

 

This is an awesome post.

 

Some of the finest cuisine I've ever had was in Charleston (including Pizza). And that ranges from 5 star all the way down to crawdaddy boils from the roadside dives.

 

Actually 3D styling fiber now...