The war of northern surfing aggression

Hillbilly high-rise residential living.

 

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Winter, I would be more than happy to be down south. I am sorry fellow Jersey bros but I just ain't about the cold anymore. 24 years of this sh** and my bones can't handle the chill anymore. With that being said, I wouldn't trade a summer on LBI for anything. There ain't nothing like getting completely blasted on a thunder thursday off dollar bud lights and goin' balls deep in a dirty jerz broad.

 

Are you sure you aren't from Alabama with that command of the English language? We are dumb because we are from the souff, what is your excuse?

 

good.
and he's not some guy.

 

so is Chris Ward.

 

sure we can.
i have a plan.
we open a "church" of the tasty budd and righteous brew.
then we demand reverence.

 

I think it's more of an indictment of the American public school system in general.

 

Raciest? Who said anything about racing?

But if I'm going to be "raciest", I choose the General Lee...can't beat a Hemi.

 

i choose racy underalls.

 

i am from the south, work at waffle house and dropped out of high school in 10th grade.

i am retarded

 

24yrs old & you "can't handle the chill anymore"? good christ...you belong in the south, land of people that couldn't win a war but still like to act like they're tough (aka: sissies).

 

Get a sense of humor dip sh*t. Carefull "white sea ape" could be misconstrued as racist if said with a southern accent (lol).The only thing I envy about Jersey are the waves ya'll get. I do know stand up guys from Jersey but I've met many jersey deuche canoes such as you over the years.

 

Since when is Belmar the best surfing area North of Cape Hatteras?

Please keep this perception alive and keep surfing Jersey.

I said Good Day Sir!

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f**k out of here bro

 

Thanks bruddah.

 

That doesn't look ADA accessible.

 

Excessive hair? Are you sure you're not jealous, chrome dome?

I'm not about to defend the over-medicated, scrip-pain-pill-poppin' moody-from-birth-control wackadoodle female population of western civ. But you gotta be kiddn me if you think morbid obesity is limited to the north.

I couldn't care less, north south, good & bad up & down. I do know that I recently passed through the ATL from a surf trek, and we sat there and counted not the fat people, no, we counted the normal weight looking people of the passers-by. And out of probably several hundred pax that went by in approx 30 mins we came up with 6, count 'em, 6.
Because all the rest were suet packin' freaks lookin' for another Five Guys fix.

This country is so screwed.