why america is better than canada

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Jan 6, 2015.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    and we get all the pretty women

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  2. surfnewb

    surfnewb Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2013
    Not gonna lie I always wanted to visit the south haha
     

  3. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013

    YEA! and dont let the Hells' Angels keif it before it hits the market!

    Bc bud...good
    BC bud post keifing...Beasters....:(
     
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  4. surfnewb

    surfnewb Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2013
    I couldn't really care less of what a self proclaimed redneck thinks of this great country.

    I actually grew up in 5 different countries..my family lives in NYC while I live in Toronto. I am however Canadian, and proud of it.

    I'm not in padang pandang but at the office enduring shiiiiite weather daydreaming of kauai next month.

    ps everybody hates justin boober
     
  5. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    I lived in Buffalo, NY (AKA Satan's Asshole) and spent quite a bit of time around Canuks. They are pretty cool. The fact that Blasters of Sand can rip the whole country a new one and really doesn't get too much back says something.
    I love Toronto, in the summer; that being said, when I do visit, you don't have to keep telling me "it's a world class city." No New Yorker or even a Savannahn would have to tell you your in a world class city. You'd know.
     
  6. surfnewb

    surfnewb Well-Known Member

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    Dec 21, 2013
    Toronto sucks in the winter...summers are pretty awesome though. I don't think I've ever told anyone that Toronto is a world class city, is that really a thing to say?
     
  7. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Canadian border guards don't take jokes well. Apparently if you're not sure on whether you'll visit Toronto while staying for a few nights on Canadian side of Niagara Falls will deem you and your car subject to search. Lighten up yo, so what the tequila was open, it was 4th of July weekend... American tourists keep that margaritaville open, cuz it sure sh!t ain't the wings.

    Other than that - lovely place.
     
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    If one were driving to NS, what are the chance one can sneak the herb across the border?
     
  9. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    why bring sand to the beach homie
     
  10. cobtaco223

    cobtaco223 Well-Known Member

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    Dec 19, 2010

    God this is stupid. As an american, all this patriotism and "us vs them" mentality is exactly whats holding the world back.

    You're obviously showing you're an idiot, but I'm probably the idiot for feeding the troll and bumping the thread
     
  11. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    The USA rules the enitre goddamn planet. USA wins, rest of the world can suck a fat cock a doodle doo!
     
  12. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I finding it f'ing hi-larious that people take Blaster seriously.
     
  13. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    It really is awesome to to serious reply's.
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  15. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    bro your whats holding the planet back. you ever hear of ordem and progresso?? yeah well thats the motto of the south. the only thing your feeding is your lack of misunderstanding of merica you communista. go back to Woodstock hippy. hey man this is merica and we are the best and win every war besides Vietnam but most of the time we fight our self though proxies because that's just how bad ass we are. im sorry but canada is just a nobody. this is canadian culture right here....[video=youtube;IguAgCLShOY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IguAgCLShOY[/video]
     
  16. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey brah why dont you stick up for yourself instead of calling the popo on me and crying? are Canadians born with a birth defect of no spine. bro you cant surf indo dont even try haole, the crazy thing is your going to go there and not bang any hindus...disgraceful... you know what im talking aboot mate?
     
  17. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I know right? Someday when I go visit my brother and sis-in-law in HHI I will have to find the duly elected President Sandblasters. I have a feeling he will turn out to be a doctor with several PHDs that speaks perfect English and just does this to get a good laugh. Or something like that.

    Too bad Chuck-a-boo-boo isn't here to join in and go at with SB. Those were good times.
     
  18. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    hey if you ever come down dont hesitate to come hang out and surf my break all are welcome. its mellow and everyone has a good time besides that one pakistani that paddled out one day that had the nerve to surf my wave there were 100 empty peaks down the beach..now if he was local thats cool but he was some paki intern that comes here for the season and takes jobs away from the locals. chucka boo boo cant handle my swag he has quit swellinfo. rumor has it he has a male sex manikin factory in San Francisco thats booming.
     
  19. Ryan McCall

    Ryan McCall Well-Known Member

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    Aug 10, 2014
    Wait... How did you know he was a Pakistani and not an Iraqi, Irani, or Iwalki?
     
  20. Slashdog

    Slashdog Well-Known Member

    May 22, 2012
    But you can buy Marijuana semi-legally at certain hostel/bar combos. F*ck beer pong!

    Canada is a lot of fun. Especially Montreal. Just don't try to buy illicit substances from men in the street and then follow them into alleys after realizing you were ripped off. Sometimes, their friends are waiting.