we need to talk

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by metard, Jan 9, 2015.

  1. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    after reading about him in an old surfers journal...... i agree
     
  2. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    he came to jersey once.
    blew me away with his 2ft frame pulling (well) into our 1 ft tubes...
     

  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    There are a few that post like him but in a more toned down or watered down version, I know he's around, he just doesn't want to alert the authorities because the minute he goes full on SJB it's a wrap, and that's a shame.
     
  4. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Liquid Swords is the sh!t, but Illmatic is the best of allt ime
     
  5. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    It is a shame.

    SJB is the reason why I signed up here. I was just lookin at the forecast. NEVER cared to be in anybody's forum anywhere. Forget what tread it was, but on a whim just started reading the forum and BOOM!

    He's funny. If we did more laughin, wouldn't need half the doctors in the world.
     
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    ^^^ This!
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    A Message from Bill

    Fellers, I just received a message and Mr. Bill/Paddington asked me to pass along. I think he'll be back soon. I'm just the messenger, don't shoot me. Here it is:



    "NJSURFER42 you don't like me because you are jealous because you fancy yourself interesting and probably think you are some literary guy. No one finds you interesting, NJSURFER42. I'm not saying that because you hassle me, I say it because it's the truth. Maybe your Barbie Doll wife does but she must be boring and uptight, too.

    NJSURFER42 you have said I contributed nothing to the site even though 90% of the boys disagree. I have been banned for ages and my name still lives. That would never happen for you. No one would notice you missing.

    I have axed you several times, what do you, NJSURFER42, add to the site? You never answer. Tell us, NJ42, what do you contribute to this site?

    Yeah, that's what I thought.

    I knew your daddy, NJSURFER42. Yeah. Holy Spirit educator, NSSA director in the 80's....HA !!! One time at a contest in Brant Beach, I told Chuck that I couldn't wait for this contest to be over because Cedar's was doing it. Chuck looked at me like I was the devil. I guess I wasn't taking a NSSA contest serious enough.

    I'm humorless, NJSURFER42? Really. Wow, I like to see what you consider to be funny. You probably like Dane Cook.

    MIS you're another jealous type. You think you're witty, but you're not.

    It's so funny. I just love the uptight people on here. The ones who complain aboot topics not being surfing related. But then they never create any interesting surf discussions. NEVER.

    And MIS don't mention my name anymore. I have offered to have you insult me in person, but you are too gutless to do so. You contradict yourself constantly. You are like a college-pseudo hippy - all talk and no action. You have all of these beliefs, but take no action to support them. Yeah, it takes guts to take a stand and bring aboot change for your utopian, anarchist society. I like how you call people "violent" but all you do is attack people verbally.

    Dude, you're 50-years-old. Get over trying to be cool to people on a surf predictin' website message boards. You don't have it, MIS. Sorry, but you have to accept who you are and your limitations.

    God bless you Metard. It must drive NJSURFER42 crazy that Za Gaffer likes me. Even guys from Texas like me.

    I say this to you guys: I do love most of you. And I appreciate real crackers like Sandblaster, Natty, IBC, World B, Mr. Gaffer, and all those who stand-up for me when I am not able to do so. I don't do any other message board things. This is my home, though I am the wayward son.

    Funny that whenever my name is spoken - BOOM, there is NJSURFER42 and MIS.....they are always there. They are so transparent, and they don't even realize it.

    Well, I'm coming back next week. I suggest that Micah and the Mods just let it go. I love how I get banned, when all you dudes do is fight, make threats and talk some really vulgar talk. Micah gets upset at me because I realize what a sham surf predictin' websites are, and I tell him so. And I also stand-up for freedom on a dang surfing website. THIS IS SURFING, PEOPLE, IT AIN'T A CANCER SURVIVOR MESSAGE BOARD."


    "
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Peace, love, surfing & OOB (Our Own Billy) on the Forum in 2015!
     
  9. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Sanity is so delicate and precious...alas, sometimes it eludes people
     
  10. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    This is a most excellent turn of events, inDEED!

    The Huldufolk go to prepare coffee and pancakes.

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  11. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Thanks, Seldom.

    :cool:
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Preach Brother Bill! Preach!
     
  13. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    say, just for kicks, we DID decide to shoot the messenger...?
     
  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    I wonder if brother bill knows actual human females that touch him without him having to pay money for their attention
    also
    wondering if its his mom or some aunt that supports him or if he is a ward of the state

    mental illness is sad, and can be funny.

    in this case its both
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Ah C'mon MIS, you two should virtually shake hands and come to an understanding / agreement. He and I did this a ways back and ever since I find no problems with him. He takes a minute to get use to, but once you understand where he's coming from it's all good. Just my suggestion. Unless of course you enjoy the verbal abuse, in which case, keep on keepin on.
     
  16. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    thanks for the kind words, Z. i'll look you up elsewhere if i ever head west.

    thanks to seldom for helping psycho billy dox me. that was more than a little ****ty.

    bill-**** you, you ****ing **** rag. who doxes someone over a ****ing surfing message board? you're ****ing pathetic. you're a goddamn ****ing twat ribbon who isn't worth the effort, however miniscule, to dig up. sounds like you take this place pretty ****ing seriously. i know you won't believe it, but i never once complained about you in any way other than my posts. not to any mod or in any pm.

    i hope i'm banned. **** it. this place used to be fun, but having some psychopath thow **** out there like that is ****ing bull****.

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  17. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Is that an official goodbye post?
     
  18. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
  19. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Good bump, SBX

    Hey NJSURFER42, I have infinite wisdom so I will DOX Paddington parallel to what he did to you.

    Paddington's daddy worked at Presbyterian Hospital in Finance in the 80's....

    Sorry, he didn't get involved in any surf organizations so that's all I got for you..

    I can hear Paddington now, " WAHHHHH, this place used to be fun ........Now it's dangerous........"

    OH NO !!!! Paddington's exposed. Actually, if any of you truckers paid attention all the info was exposed at one time or another. Some genius even said his name on here.....