waaayyyyyy

George: Hey, how're you doing?

co-worker: go to hell.


George: How are you:

other co-worker: don't even look at me!


George : Hello.

another co-worker: Go to hell!

George: Heard that one already.

 

JFK Analogy

"There had to have been a second spitter!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYkrjjTkjdk

 

They're real and they're spectacular.

 

One word. . .

"Shrinkage."

 

Jerry

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.

 

Hey! Assman!

 

YO YO MA!!!

Look away I'm hideous!!!

 

Do you know what a Balm is! Who told you to put on a Balm!

 

No Soup For You!!!!!!!

 

Thats no white man, thats a damn fool!

I can take on anyone with my seinfeld knowledge, haha.

 

Donna Chang

If I like their race, how can I be a racist?

 

nothing is very easy to define, its the present participle of the verb "to noth".

 

George's Mom

She's not Chinese!!!!!
I thought I was getting advice from a chinese woman!!
That's it! We're getting a divorce!!

 

Nothing more sophisticated than diddling the maid & chewing some gum

 

That's it!
You're out of the loop!

Curious on the derivation and conjugation of the verb to noth!
Is it a verb transitive; i.e noth, nothed, nothed!
Or has it been bastardized as to dive; dive, dove, diven!

 

he stopped short thats my move!

does this move involve a knuckle? i think thats my move!
________
DAKOTA

 

One tuck, one no tuck.

 

1st & 1st

I'm at the nexus of the universe

 

But i don't wanna be a pirate!!!!

 

low talker.