Religious Experiences

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by sbx, Jan 15, 2015.

  1. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    You're really slipping, waynetheinsaaaaane. You totally blew that opening. Bad shot of crank this morning?
     
  2. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Q. What's the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?
    A. Jesus doesn't have any Mexicans tattoed on him.
     

  3. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Q. Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?
    A. Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
     
  4. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    (Not directed at Kid)

    Your mom is like a brick, she's dirty and gets laid by Mexicans
     
  5. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    It's ice-on-the-jetty cold up here. Makes me think what the folks I saw yesterday were doing. There was no way they could get that water themselves, did they just figure they would wait on the boardwalk until a surfer came by? The waves were maybe waist high and there were only a handful of people out, so I wonder how long they were waiting.
     
  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Exactly, did they just make the assumption that someone would be out there? Or maybe they planned it that way because they knew someone would be out there. Either way, nice jesture to fill their "Jugs for the Lord" for them
     
  7. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    LOL at the jesus jokes!
     
  8. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    I think the seashore is a pleasant place to find ur inner peace, however you choose to do that.[/QUOTE]

    I agree IBC. Never felt closer to god than on a dawn patrol session.

    The Hindus were probably making offerings to "The Shredd Machine".
     
  9. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Watch it Vato!! my grandkids are 1/2 Mexican and they will mess you up! Seriously, they will spill food, poop and pee all over you...
     
  10. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    If you look straight out on the water in Rockaway, you are pointed more or less towards Belmar.
     
  11. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    I dunno about the rest of the world, I'm sure it's similar, but water in general has been regarded as a cleansing and life giving element in Slavic groups long before Christianity. In the days on "pagan" practices, cleansing by water was used from wedding ceremonies to welcoming spring festivities.
     
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  13. Jester

    Jester Well-Known Member

    47
    Dec 4, 2014
    Well that is just crossing the line don't you think ?
     
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008

    No, waynetheinsaaaane, we don't know what you're sayin'. Because you're a child molesting whack job Benedict Arnold who is not only on the run from FLA CPS, but getting stipends from MSW for selling the SI crew out.

    Your hero isn't hayzeus effing keerist; it's judas effing iscariot.
    https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...a&sigb=138aget23&hspart=mozilla&hsimp=yhs-001

    Hey, whoa, I had no idea you are actually Ben Vereen, waynetheinsaaaaane. Does your wife, aka breeding ground, know this??

    https://video.search.yahoo.com/vide...:s,v:v,m:sa&hsimp=yhs-001&hspart=mozilla&tt=b
     
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  15. surfin

    surfin Well-Known Member

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    Jul 22, 2012
    Im not really religious , but I've prayed to a few porcelain gods in my more religiously parting days . Never did like those morning masses . Praying for the world to stop spinning . Usually on your knees screaming for mercy , looking down at your reflection ..... Now a days the ocean keeps me in check . Its a temple , a religion , a lifestyle , and a mistress . Ebb and flow with a few good beatings = humble . But no waves no winds , soooo depressed .
     
  16. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    472
    May 30, 2010
    We are tied to the ocean. And when we go back to the sea, whether it is to surf or to watch - we are going back from whence we came. But the ones who watch are lame.

    John F. Utah
     
  17. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Wayne, you appear to be very committed to "impacting for Jesus".

    Have you ever thought about bringing "The Word" to people that are incarcerated in prison? It would be a target-rich environment for an enormous amount of people that are seeking salvation.

    That is, unless, those inhabitants are "too young" for your "taste".
     
  18. Jester

    Jester Well-Known Member

    47
    Dec 4, 2014
    Think about this . There would be no waves without creation and who created everything ? Only one answer to this
     
  19. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    one impact you've had is more empty chairs at the local community college.
     
  20. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
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