Why is this surfing site packed full of nonsurfing techno weeenies!!!!!

Matty you seem like a cool dude and I know Brad is your buddy but the dude was never positive on here for more than a post. He showed up to sell a board (by his own admission) and got mad when somebody made a joke about a spider. Ranted for a few posts. He posts a plea to save his break. Then goes ape sh!t agian when someone makes a joke. Then he makes a thread calling out the whole of SI for not living up to his ideals.

I have given this guy tons of sh!t in the past few days and probably more than anyone hopes he does stay gone, so my words may not mean much, but I'm sorry but he has in no freaking way been a positive influenece on SI.

 

precious

 

Carter, I guess I meant outside of SI. He's always really stoked, like infectiously stoked. Which helps me when in 38 degree water. SI dudes can get under your skin if you let em, which is fn hilarious btw.

 

I'm not getting involved in this, but this post made me think of...

 

Really Charlotte? Are you sure you don’t just want someone to rag on to look cool in front of your “boys”?

Brads been here less than a month and has started a thread about boards, fins, getting pumped about a swell and 20+ page sh!t show where you embarrassed yourself and your entire family. All which have been entertaining and provided a break from the pack of high school kids that have taken over here whom you have been no doubt drooling over.

Is that why you want him gone? So you can go back to conversing with children, making believe you surf and “no I don’t want to touch you I have a hot wife, I just want you to film us”…you’re a freak rkelly.

Was he calling out the whole swellinfo or just the “nonsurfing techno weeenies”? If you’re not a nonsurfing techno weenie why would you even be offended? A lot of people got mad too, looks like covers are getting blown without you even having to post their true identities.

If someone makes a fool of themselves by all mean burn em', its funny. You don't bust people out when they have a lame post, you try and group everyone up against them...cause your a pu$$y

Seems like a lot of what you claim to be bothering you is exaggerated so you can get backup, there’s a lot of “we and us” in your posts. That alone makes you pathetic.

Go PM all your buddies now so you can feel comfortable ranting, just please leave out how much money you make, how you rock climb, downhill rollerblade and are actually a god.

 

woah woah woah
dudes anyone that rides a dirt bike for fun
or paddles into cold water for fun
is more than likely a decent dude.

just shootin the sh!t over here. the hypocrisy of this thread is real tho. as stated by carter.
but if you can spray more than just water - ie - dirt, snow, leaves (skating), then you're winning.

diversify yo bonds and don't take this cerealsey

 

That's cause rSandusky is around

 

Seldom, you just made me crack up, that is just a funny pic! Now where's my damn AutoTrader, dang man?

 

na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye... BYEBYE BRAD

Now that that weirdo is gone, I want to discuss fin theory. A double single fin.... thought about this and then BAM... found one on the interweb- thinking its about time to hijack this mutha

http://nealpurchasedesigns.blogspot.com/

 

Thank ye sir, just doing what I can

 

Lol, thanks Matt. Hope all is well.

 

I cordially invite the SI community to check any east coast surf cam to see the waves Brad is getting rad on, while we twiddle our dinkys on the forum.

His phone is water proof, in case anyone wondered how he's had so much time to fill the forum with copius amounts of hypocritical negativity.

 

Nah man, I quit. Forum Life! What!

 

http://www.theonion.com/articles/sandusky-angry-hes-not-going-to-be-allowed-to-tell,28631/

 

I found brad and his buddies. Made a music video in front of his moms house.

[video=youtube;O9Jp3w8Z10s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9Jp3w8Z10s[/video]