Who gets the boards when u die?

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by White Castle drop knee, Jan 24, 2015.

  1. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2013
    Whoever wants them, and whoever wants to ride them. Don't want them collecting dust.
     
  2. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    We all go to skeleton bay, but it looks like blue Caribbean, with some jungly mountains for a sunset backdrop and barrels for as long as you want... and there's no sharks, no wait... there's sharks too but they're all like "yeah, man, right on!"...and it's all good, and all your buds are there... With good beers, bud, bourbon and tequila. And there's chicks man... Whoa there's so many beautiful chicks man... And it's all like 85F air 80F water... Sunny and offshore. Now how about you? Where are YOU going?
     

  3. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    Do i have to strap a bomb on and blow myself up to get there?
     
  4. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Im taking my favorite 3 with me the Grovler, HP shortboard, and the step up in the casket...
     
  5. salzsurf

    salzsurf Well-Known Member

    384
    Feb 11, 2011
    That's so rad, Brad.
     
  6. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Naw dude. Did you want to?

    [video=youtube_share;kLg5t6xhFP4]http://youtu.be/kLg5t6xhFP4[/video]

    Peace.
     
  7. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    My pleasure sweet boy
     
  8. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Seldom gets my (new) longboard. It has to get passed on for generations.

    The rest of my boards get smashed into pieces. They cant be falling into the hands of Christian surf groups. If one board falls into the hand of a drop in douche, its my fault. They die with me.
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I thought you muslims get wrapped in a sheet and tossed into the ground to rot??
     
  10. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    well, don't be shy.
    answer your own question.
    try to do so with truth that results in wisdom.
     
  11. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    Well I know White Castle is going to hell with special sauce stain on his shirt and a burn hole from a cigarette
     
  12. MATT JOHNSON

    MATT JOHNSON Well-Known Member

    Oct 11, 2009
    my kids get them all but one . I shall be laid to rest on it and set a fire and pushed out into the ocean like a Viking and go to Valhalla
     
  13. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    great idea - except for summons from marine police.....
    but hell; you won't have to pay it...

    (ccrrrrrrkkkkkkkk - breaking radio silence)
    could you step away from the burning surfboard please; see some identification...
     
  14. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Pretty sure you just described Metard.
     
  15. Lee Majors

    Lee Majors Well-Known Member

    66
    Nov 26, 2014
    You boards are crap, Dropski. The Bíc company will most likely turn them back into lighters or pens.
     
  16. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Lol!
     
  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Sisters of Charity (aka "The Penguins")
     
  18. White Castle drop knee

    White Castle drop knee Well-Known Member

    617
    Nov 20, 2014
    Hey bubonic .. SHUT UP ! Hey 6 dollar ***** I bet you and emass share a softy signed by laird.
     
  19. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    while full on viking is definitely illegal, an actual body dump at sea is not, and totally doable.
     
  20. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    Aye, a watery grave she is...

    Incidentally, FDNY fire trucks are made by "SeaGrave"... Irony?