Blizzard of 2015

Where do you find this guy??

 

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Dude. Lava lamps dude.

 

Beatrice, I'm right here bebe. Wednesday afternoon looks good and surfable. Tuesday looks like victory at sea to da max. 25ft @ 12s. Hoping that there's no coastal destruction. Especially not at my crib. Best case is we have no damage and new waves at our breaks all spring. Hope all of you in the NE stay safe.

 

Second cord delivered this weekend. Stacked and ready to burn. NOAA calling this 'a potentially historic, life threatening event'. Have not yet gotten pizza or Chinese food.

 

pics, or the blizzard never happened....

 

Frankie cracks me up. If ya don't like the blizzard... DOOON'T GOOO OUTSIDE!!!

 

I'm just wondering where those 'hardcore' jersey Boys that have been surfing 10+ years are when the green 'kook' is charging weather they'll never have down there (cough yankee cough, sorry skidmark, you couldn't hack it up here in the real cold).

Wait...**** I forgot, I quit, it's too cold. Actually, I quit in October lol. You tri-state moonbats (I'm fine with you if you didn't vote obama) would bow out in a hurry in NH water. Fact. The conditions I hear everyone south of RI are laughable. We snowboard sub 10 degrees daily (forget that windchill).

Tell you what, you 50 degree boys swing up when it goes sub 40 water and 42 inches of snow with 50mph winds in 48 hours, we'll talk about conditions. Until then, this kook has a bigger sack than you. This kook is charging this week in weather you get once every 15 years (we get it more than enough) without blinking. What are you up to this week?

Oh, that's right....*****ing about kooks on the internet.

Yes, yankee, this is an ode to you in your 'cold' water struggle. This kook, this guy right here, is surfing water you will never surf. Enjoy your bath water, you hardcore sob. I'm charging waves year one that you hadwet dreams about on your year one . Go smash your flesh-light cutie.

Ps, still rocking a 543 in sub 15 windchill as a one year rookie. Suck my balls *****.

 

MJR, no one, even up here, will be charging on Tuesday. There won't be a makeable section anywhere in 50+ mph winds. We don't surf in the storm itself, no one does, and please don't or the USCG will be fishing your carcass out of the Atlantic. Or maybe not even finding it. It's the residual swell that's here when the wind subsides is what we surf for a storm, when the storm itself has passed.

Just making sure you know this for your own safety. No one in NE is getting stoked anywhere on Tuesday, not in the ocean at least. Wednesday, yeah, hit it hard and enjoy it.

 

There ain't no way in Hades anyone is making it outside when it's 20ft and 50mph ONSHORE winds. That's one o' them days you just sit on the beach in awe of the power of the sea. It's bigger than us. Lots bigger. I don't recall ever seeing so many bars next to the little forecast guy, that they had to start a new stack over his head. TOH?!? WTF?

Stay safe up there y'all. Listen to Frankie. He's a professional.

 

You forgot to mention you've never been to a dentist and that you copulate with sheep. Live free or die.

 

monday i might be putting the foot straps on the Rawson liquid force 5'8" pin tail , If winds line up right ENE for a good hour or so and the winds don't gust too hard . I sure would like to get a little kitesurf session in before it gets too shi##y . Always fun getting out there when the swells building . Then let the suite dry for a day and paddle out wednesday . Gonna be a good week .

 

Betty are you up to this swell headed our way...hope to see you out in the line up.

 

boy does THAT validate my vote for obama.

 

I know your just hating because those guys rag on you allot, but.....

1) I doubt Jersey boys would bow out. Atleast not from cold. Here on LI I personally have been out in 5 degree weather quite a few times. Sure Jersey guys have too. And I'm talking for like a waist high wave. It gets colder at times. Conditions south if RI are laughable? Come on dude. Waters 38 here now..... Jersey has to be pretty close. Definitely colder up north, but we deal with cold temps to here. It's not like it's a 40 degree difference. If your going to hate, hate right.

2) like Emass said, I'd suggest not going out Tuesday. Here on LI were supposed to have winds in the 50+ range also. Except this low is coming right up to our door step (bad) instead of just passing by like the hurricanes we got this season (good). Storm surge, winds...victory at sea conditions. As soon as this thing passes, go for it. Be smart man, don't be a dumbie.

3) Your not hard because your up north. I'm south of RI, I deal with cold. I'd head up north if I had reason to and surf in a heart beat. Cold would not deter me or most of the Jersey guys. It's only slightly colder there. Last year (before you surfed) we had a few days in the negatives. Make fun of the guys way down south, not the guys dealing with basically/close to the same conditions you are.

 

Gotta work. You're gonna gave a blast though maybe it will stall and be there for the weekend...?

 

Sorry, drunken rant. I was sick of everyone up here *****ing about a blizzard. 2 days, going on 2 days of everyone I know acting like there's a asteroid about to smash into us. It's a blizzard. You live in New England. Act accordingly.


That being said, I'll take your word on its surf-ability....what about sponge with something floaty and a mean set of fins?

 

Damn Straight!

 

I'm hoping the same thing. .. got to work but Will get out afterwards.

 

Your a pussie, we've been surfing winters when you were still sucking on your mommies teets. We had sub-par suites that barely worked, leaking and flushing was a given let alone not having attached hoods and glued seams. Get back to school you little punk, do your homework and dream about getting laid.