More metard, less everything else

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI, Jan 28, 2015.

  1. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    a lot of these threads are not funny and suck. a lot.
    there I said it

    metard, Im gonna give you some ammo, can you be funny? BlackAmputeeToiletHardwareHandjobPorn.jpg

    this is a good start

    also, I surfed yesterday, bodysurfed the sandbar. good times
     
  2. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    dude stfu MIS13 your a toolbag tool.jpg

    idk what to do with you sometimes...you think your so hardcore jersey hawaaian/guy...thats always aggro an sucks at life omg found out who you really are in real life.eddie rothman dude im so sorry bro i didnt want to offend a native. douch.jpg
     

  3. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Yeah, how could this place suck with your participation, MIS-13?

    Don't be crazy, man. You are the man. So funny !! And smart, too! Your wife is totally lucky. Oh yeah, you're always out on the prowl "banging" chicks and stuff.

    Sandblaster sits down in South Carolina, and, man, he knows the score. He's got all y'all pegged.

    Sandblaster, I'm currently in production discussions with MTV Movies to make The Seldom Seen Christmas Special into a cinematic masterpiece. Sandblaster, you will play "Blaster." Everyone else will be featured by other actors.

    Bradley Cooper is currently being considered to play Seldom Seen. Oh, Wayne may play himself, too.

    Oh, I saw y'all pondering the origin of Eddie Rothman. He's from Philly, naggers. Yeah, Philadelphia. So, that makes him cool. Not hard for a Philly person to take over Da Islands.

    MIS, "DA ISLANDS," brah !!!!! Hey did you tell everyone in December that you live in "DA ISLANDS," BRAH? That's totally cool.
     
  4. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Oh MIS-13, just let me make you aware of something: It is painfully obvious when you suck-up to people that you are trying to create allies. This is not a war, MIS. Stop drawing lines of demarcation.

    Ah, man, I want a smoke. Tobacco not PCP.

    You are Hitler but you no make Metard your Mussolini. I won't let you do that to Tard. He's from the south and vulnerable to a slick northerner like you. You won't ruin this man and his simple tastes of Waffle Houses and Natty Ice.

    Go kiss up to Za Gaffer who may be on sabbatical due to his dispensary being out of Jack Herer.

    But please stop trying to corrupt Metard. He's so precious and innocent. Leave him alone.
     
  5. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    not sucking up, he is funniest person on here by far, but thanks for projecting a bunch of your crazy into this thread
     
  6. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Nahh, I'm so much funnier. Really, I am. Not even close. No one on here is remotely close to my level of humor. Staright jack the mack.

    I've done the research.

    Yeah, crazy, dude. Hey, if I'm crazy and violent....

    Right, crazy and violent....

    And a Statist......

    Why would you keep snipping at me?

    I might go crazy and violent and put a few holes into you. While being a statist.

    Pop, pop .....east side nagger.

    Ahhh, I'm joking. Like everything MIS says, he's completely wrong 99% of the time.

    MIS, I am the legend on here. I am the man. I am the best. I win the SWELLIES when the SWELLIES actually mattered and people went to the polls. I've silenced Sturgis, IHL and others. They don't even look at me know more. Atlantic 0 respects me as a human being.

    I've been called the funniest person in the world by 11 people. Well, 10 and 1/2......one of the guys was colored so he don't count as a whole person.

    I'm like Richard Pryor and Metard's Carrot Top.

    Don't ever disrespect me again like that. Or the statist will come out to play.

    Oh, yeah, the armistice is off.

    (Calm down, Metard.....just go with it. You are a very special person.)
     
  7. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Metards cooking someone up papa joes porkshops right now.
     
  8. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    peeps aint laughin with you Riley, they laughin at chou
     
  9. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    metard hasn't respoded to this thread and it's been 4 hours... is he missing?? is he at waffle house??
     
  10. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    MIS you and Riley should chat in the 'meet to hug in real life' thread. That's there for everyone to use as a 'safe place'.

    [video=youtube;kWW-Tp2hkKg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWW-Tp2hkKg[/video]
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Right.......They's be laughing at meow.

    Said the guy who never won a SWELLIE. You never won nothing.

    I'm the best. I am the man.

    Yo, MIS-13, you be speaking more street right there. Right on, dude. The "13" must be having an influence.

    I was a member of Florencia 13 back in California. Used to peddle rock on Drew St.

    Metard knows to demure and show respect to a SURF PREDICTIN WEBSITE GOD. Hey, Metard even admitted, a week ago, that this site isn't right without me. ME - a SURF PREDICTIN WEBSITE MESSAGE BOARD GOD. So, in retrospect, MIS, your Swellinof hero cites me as THE MAN. I'm the best.

    My God am I special. Hey, Wayne, thank Jesus for making me so dang special.

    HEY MANISSES, sorry I missed your message before I embarked to the land of Portugese Pizza Parlors. Mystic, man. Sorry aboot that. Nah, man I wasn't ducking you. I get ducked by Puerto Ricans constantly, so I wouldn't do that to you.

    Oh, MIS won't meet me in person. Everybody gets it wrong though. I don't want to meet to fight. Fighting is pointless and for 20-year-olds with much sperm in sack. I just want some of these dudes to reveal their insult game in person. I would be fascinated by that. So, I don't see any meet-and-hugs in the immediate future. Tis a shame.

    Hey, Metard, photoshop a picture of me and MIS hugging....at a Waffle House.

    East side.....
     
  12. Dilly

    Dilly Well-Known Member

    98
    Jun 5, 2014
    That was awesome.
     
  13. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Yo Billy the thought of this would terrify MIS13....just ax about the thread I made in his almighty honor...Wasn't hard to figure out who he is....MISY told me if I approached him in anyway he would consider it a threat to his life...dude was really scared...even was convinced I was you...This is a surfing forum anywayz I don't know why dudez wanna hide behind a computer like dis was some sort of forum advocating vandalism or drugs...you know what I be sayin' Billy?
     
  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    jawn and riley, two posters that are the same person.

    cute. dont look now, but your psychosis is showing
     
  15. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Yes, unbeknownst to MIS, everybody on here knows this aboot him.

    YEAH, MIS, MY PSYCHOSIS IS SHOWING !!! I'm friggin crazy.

    Yeah, JAWN, I know what kind of dude, MIS is.

    Hey, MIS, next time you're back home I can prove that me and JAWN are different folks. For one thing, Jawn is modest and I'm an egomaniac. I'm the best. LOL.....psychotic LOL.......really crazy disturbing LOL...

    So, MIS, you come home and all three of us will go get some Manco and Mancos. You can bring NJSURFER42, though he considers Manco's a tourist pie. Aww man, Manco, or whatever, is getting locked-up.

    AWW MAN...THE IRONIES......

    MANCO didn't pay his taxes, MIS !! Now how aboot that for some SI irony.

    Ok, MIS, I got my anti-MIS out of my system...been holding that in for a week now. I was pretty gentle.

    I look forward to your next attempt to insult me.
     
  16. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Larry, Billy, NJSURFER42(could putz IRL name) and MIS(could putz IRL name)....

    You know Billy likes Debby Downers...I'm more into the Rick James if you know what I be sayin'