What's the longest you've ever gone w/o showering and why?

id say 5 days maybe 7 but i was in the field, i know grunts that have gone a few month. i dont shower every day its back for your skin and i dont feel its necessary id you dont stink. always shower after a sesh or youll have the fishy ocean smell lol.

 

and....what are you sipping on, emass spicoli?

 

4 hours.

 

A week, was driving cross country. I'd rather not shower than use communal ones. Just like I'd rather **** outside sometimes.

But even when not showering, I clean my ass with a wetnap, dry, and apply gold bond.

 

1 month. living in car in montauk. got in ocean every day so at least there was that, but I smelled like a wetsuite for a, long time after that.

 

Twice a week otherwise my skin dries out. I take a quick rinse after surfing though.

 

I lived in a van for three years turkey tits so I win . 20 days without a shower just salt water and I was a bike messenger .

 

10 days at Senior year spring break. Surfed everyday so no need to get in the fresh water.

 

Where can you surf, live in a van, and be a messenger? San Francisco?

Asking for a friend.

 

does the ocean count

 

15 days. I was working to restore a gold dredge in Alaska and we had to haul our water. One day an old lady fell off the dredge and I had to jump in the water and rescue her. The owner felt sorry for me and was relieved I pulled her out so he drove me into town to the community center for a shower and a shave. I stood in that hot shower for a hour.

 

There are guys I know that are associated with certain motorcycle clubs that bath maybe once a month if at all. They wear the same clothes, including skivvies, every day until they literally rot away. One of the many reasons I walked away from that life....
The ironic thing is these guys had hot azz strippers for old ladies. It boggled my mind. Maybe it's because a Harley Davidson is like a giant vibrator. It's a bigger p@ssy magnet than a surfboard.

 

7 days,

I had a friend who went 2 months, or so he said. (I believed him, he was the weird type and he smelled like a rotten wetsuite left out in the sun)

 

Does the ocean count?

 

dood - my GOOD PAL just got one and immediately got into marital trouble.

 

a week or two. When I lived right at the beach, I'd surf twice a day and just rinse off at the showers...no soap. You'd think that would be enough, but after a few days, hair starts to dread and clothes feel kinda oily.

 

Wow, you guys are dirty.

I shower at least twice a day.

Once in the morning and once after work to kill the germs I encounter from Atlantic County's finest on a weekday basis. Some guy last week boasted aboot having Ring Worm.

During the winter, hot showers are very nice.

 

Just under 3 months. But took baby wipe baths and applied 70% alcohol when in a tough spot. Deployment.