A contest

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by bubs, Feb 5, 2015.

  1. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Forums have been not very fun lately imo.


    To try to get things moving again in a fun direction I propose a contest amongst the forum.


    Funniest single sentence wins.

    If necessary we will have a seperate thread to vote.

    It's all fair game.

    Best regards,
    Bubonics
     
  2. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014

  3. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    "She was just a prostitute, but she had the prettiest face I ever came across."
     
  4. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

    977
    Mar 21, 2010
    [video=youtube;tsfnuyyjaB0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0[/video]
     
  5. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    I thought this thread was gonna be about the swellinfo surf contest...
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    "I shot that man, then I went home and ate a turkey sandwich." -Leonetti
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Joe.

    And don't worry MIS, not a dox, he would be proud to be mentioned.
     
  8. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Thank you everyone for your generous contributions.
     
  9. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    "...You f-cked up, you trusted us."

    [video=youtube;oCpwd0ARx6Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCpwd0ARx6Q[/video]
     
  10. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Metallica ate a hairy garilla with purple nipples then swaped a red tyre with a fire breathing goat last Tuesday at breakfast.
     
  11. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    i'd like to go to holland; wooden shoe?
     
  12. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
  13. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    472
    May 30, 2010
    Hey, just the tip lady!
     
  14. all4blues

    all4blues Well-Known Member

    260
    Dec 14, 2013
    "Are we talkin chicken skin scraggly haired peanut casing balls, or are we talkin a whole slop jar full of jewels with enough hair to knit an indian prayer rug kinda balls?
     
  15. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    If like a soft chicken taco with peso sauce.
     
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    "Let eat fish taco" - blasters
     
  17. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    "She was kneading my balls like a couple of plums in a tube sock."
     
  18. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    You can take a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass but wouldn't you rather take the butchers word for it.
     
  19. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Aww, someone is unhappy with the current state of the threads

    Like how?

    You were pugging with Gaffer the other week.

    All we do is pug on here.

    Talking aboot simple, basic, beginner surfing sh1t is boring as hell.


    And I don't care aboot your boards either. Yeah, it's the board and fin set-up that makes one suck.


    This thread is really gay. Is that the proper term we use?

    Hey, up in the upper right hand corner of the computer screen is a RED X. Hit it.

    None of these sentences are remotely funny. But then again there a few people on here that think the most boring, unoriginal, witless bastards are funny.

    Man, what happened to taste in this society.