Sharkbanz?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Betty, Feb 9, 2015.

  1. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

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    Mar 14, 2014
    call "OG" a dolphin again bro...... watch what happens....
     
  2. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    The part that scares me when there is lots of bait and it is sharky out, is when you fall off the board and make a loud splash. I always think during the awkward process of retrieving and getting back on the board as fast as humanly possible, that is when I am most likely to get bit. So I have developed a homemade tinfoil helmet to give off magnetic rays as soon as it hits the water, therefore keeping me in a cone of safety. Try it, it works!
     

  3. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

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    May 9, 2014
    aight, aight, he's a megalodon...
     
  4. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    That's a "Smile Shark".
     
  5. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Lenny the Dolphin Shark!
    shark-tale12[1].jpg
     
  6. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    You guys are hilarious! Especially the comment about bringing your pet great white shark with you surfing-- that's pure gold :)
     
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    so what happens if i get bit and lose my leg do i get a refund?
     
  8. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010

    Sounds like he is saying 'don't test it by jumping into a shark tank and provoking and attach' they proabably had to write that so they don't get sued.

    I'm really partial to the technology, but I found this interesting, along with othe publications on the web:
    http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetic_shark_repellent
     
  9. dansan

    dansan Well-Known Member

    84
    Dec 16, 2013
    Getfinban

    Finbansharksafe.com
     
  10. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010

    Dear mr densen,
    they are sold out!
    http://www.finbansharksafe.com/#!swim-shop/cvlz

    Are you a sales man for finbansharksafe? Could you please mail us each one to try?

    Yours truly
    Mr. Belmar
     
  11. leetymike808

    leetymike808 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 16, 2013
    They should have strapped the sharkbans on a piece of cut up fish. Then tossed it in the water and see from there if the shark doesnt go after it. That would give you a more accurate shark deterrent factor.
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    ^^^ I'm with Barry on this one, it's wishful thinking if you think this will keep you safe from getting bit. Either it's your turn or it's not. Some get it some dont...
     
  13. burritoman

    burritoman Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2012
    Would anyone wear one if it were free?

    Like as a public service you could get one as you walked on the beach for free, would you wear it?
     
  14. dansan

    dansan Well-Known Member

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    Dec 16, 2013
    They are back in stock...new order ..just came ..they should have the website updated soon,
    So feel free to order tonight.
    Thanx
     
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  15. dansan

    dansan Well-Known Member

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    Dec 16, 2013
    No mr.....just Dansan..
    And yes..i have an interest in the company..
    As for freebies...
    "If you're good at something, never do it for free"
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Are you aware that in certain parts of Africa, shamans tell AIDS infected males, if you rape an 8 year old virgin, you will be cured of AIDS.
    Sounds like the product Sharkbanz.
     
  17. dansan

    dansan Well-Known Member

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    Dec 16, 2013
    I am not aware of that..sounds pretty messed up....also I have nothing to do with sharkbanz.
     
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