Sure, you can brink your own gals. How are they? They weathered? If they are in decent shape I'll meet them before the contest. Meth? This ain't Missor-ah. This is a dope and coke area. Kids, did you know the Philadelphia region used to be America's crank capital back in the 1950's-70's. Yeah, and the media made you think that the stuff was just invented ten years ago. Yep, Villas hookers and some meth....sounds like a nice 12-72 hours. Pencil-me-in.
Brilliance, this is what the asp should have been. If, they were looking to capture the true essence of surfing.
one morning as I was suiting up for dawn patrol at the 14th street pier, I overheard one bum say to another bum "man you were f**king her so hard that I needed a cigarette afterwards" as they reflected back on a night of sharing needles and hookers. All I'm saying is, don't count out VB. At least we can be a stop on the tour.
Maybe we can race the hookers through the projects,....or kinda like a "running of the whores" thing,.... like the Spaniards do...anyway,count me in
Hmmm, I kind of like that idea because lets face it Caroline ain't going to judge Best Hooker. So, we gather a group of Atlantic/Cape May county's finest at the Stanley Holmes Village. Then us competitors will be the bulls. With the sound of a gunshot the hookers will take-off with us in pursuit. Whoever can catch and fornicate with the most hookers wins that segment of the comp. Good idea WHOSTHAT. That's what I like to see.
my father was a junkie and that's why momma dukes left him when I was 5.also my older brother was a fiend,robbed a store with a boxcutter,got 5 years and came home clean.best thing that ever happened to him.iv had 3 friends od and die.im a stoner I smoke pot and that's it.i had dope infront of me my whole life and was smarter not to do it. i did smoke dope once,peer pressure,all I remember was it was a resin-ated bowl,my friend sprinkled ashes on it,then put the dope.swear to god,couldve been the high,we were in the woods,it was dark so I could be mistaken but we were on an incline and a bear came from the bottom,so we ran up to the top and someone was bbq but at the time it looked like a house fire.it was some scary shyt,and that's the only time I ever did anything dope related.i was prescribed blues for 4 years but kicked that 2 years ago.not for me
Thanks Riley......DO AC before AC DOES YOU.....was the slogan before they realized you pay by the letter....that town brings out the best in everyone.
The Junkies can have a Darts Tournament with their used needles and the winner can get a freebie from the winner of the best Hooker contest LOL
I have participated in all three of these events already. Can I get a past winner invite, I'm sort of like the Gerry Lopez of whores and booze.
I mean hell, while we are at it, are we giving out 438 wildcards like the Hawaii's get at pipe. All the Kauai locals get one......and I have to cross water to get to Jersey from Delaware. Does that make Delaware the Kauai of the Mid-Atlantic. Does that mean I can come vacation at the north shore of Atlantic City with my Uncle Eddie and get a wildcard into this event? I dont have an Uncle named Eddie, does John work? If not do you know anyone from south Jersey named Eddie?