If I weren't on my iphone 8, I'd post a JPEG of a stack of dorrar billz yo. That's what comes to mind when you say cake.
Cheesecake with graham cracker crust and raspberry topping would be great. You need to make your own, though if you don't want it to be full of crappy additives.
A couple of years ago when I was dumpster diving on a regular basis, the one Food Lion dumpster we would hit would have a ton of bakery items (many times from that same day). We would always leave with several sheet cakes and a bunch of cheesecakes. I ended up eating cheesecake for breakfast almost every day for several months (we would give the sheet cakes to our goats). Not the healthiest time of my life, but hey, free cheesecake.
True!! My wife makes a great cheesecake with lots of fruit etc, low on sugar. Nevertheless, she no longer makes it often, as we try to age a bit gracefully.
I love to cook!! I tell my girlfriend to pick anything and I will make it, to challenge myself. Cheesecake is one that I have mastered. Made her a maple bacon and a coconut cheesecake. It's been since last summer, I need to make one now!
Does anyone remember the "My Adidas" commercial where they sung that? I always say diabeetus in the same tone.