Attention war heroes and draft dodgers

Don't worry. Obama will sell you into slavery before he even thinks to stand up to Putin.

 

My plan is to surf!

 

charlie don't surf

 

Sure is quite in here for a surfless Monday

 

As long as we have thousands of nukes pointed at each other a US vs Russia showdown isn't happening. We could go back to proxy wars however.

 

i just got out so... im not going back in if total ww3 happened ill see you in costa or Patagonia

 

My sons and my nephew have some kind of plan to invade and take over Nova Scotia if the sh!t hits the fan. At first, I thought they were nuts, but now....

 

Ha!! Ya better okay that with the Nova Scotia crew. I happen to know they are a lot hardier than you joisey people and they do not like immigrants with surfboards....

 

Lots of good mota, too!

 

Spoken like a true, soft, desk sitting yuppie.
Why would I OK it with them when I will just go up there, beat them down, and turn them into a forced labor work force? I've been there and they are no where near as gnarly or "hardy" as you think. Once again, another dumb-aZZ New Englander who thinks everyone from Jersey looks and acts like Mike the Situation. Most of us are more redneck then Sandblasters.

 

In Florida we aren't allowed to mention 'global warming' or 'climate change'. Gov. Rick Scott (who is not a scientist) said so. If you can't say it how can it possibly be true?

 

I heard about that with florida lol.I was a skeptic of gw until I saw a vice episode the other day.im not too fascinated about melting icebergs,but when I see spots in the indian ocean like the Maldives or wherever they were with the land breaking away then that means shyt is real.

and putin aint putin anyone on

 

When you invade, make sure to let Frankie McDonald survive. His expert weather forecasts, on his YouTube channel, dogsandwolves, could prove useful and entertaining.

 

religious exemption?
dont worry congress shouldnt engage, they know russian is just trying us hard for socialists tryna do a power grab in european countries. but ya thats some of our rep's fault elect new ones.
#takebackamerica

 

Really? Rednecks? Even if your post looks and sounds like Snookie wrote it??
Huh. Who would have thunk??? hahahaaha!!!

 

i will descend into the northern forests of canada. i will become a bearded nomad. i will communicate with wolves. i will probably be Seldom's neighbor. l will come down from my nomadic solitude only to kidnap horses and women to bring them into my clan. we will breed. we will herd reindeer. we will have reindeer skin moccasins and pelts and stuff. my children will be born with beards. we will forge our own steel and one day rise again. after my viking offspring will conquer north america, to commemorate the flight from the war they will make a gold statue of me descending into the north, looking back into the connecticut river valley for the last time, shedding a single tear as I leave my surfboards behind for a live of jock itch, sappy fingers, and cold winters. UTB book 1 verse 1