Why SwellInfo is superior to Magic Sea Weed

Yeah yeah junior....this has already been discussed at length. Stop geekin out so hard and go finish your chores. Mkay?

 

Hear Hear! F MSW, in the A.

It's easy Mkay

[video=youtube;ZyPSd66HHsc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyPSd66HHsc[/video]

 

When I was on the leastcoast I thought SI was horrible. really though

 

SI rules them all. Like the One Ring. Fuk MSW and those stupid ass brits.

 

Totally stealing this.

gonna send dem pic today Mr. Tard. Been a tad busy round here.

 

Emass, don't hate the coast where you learned how to drop into sick DOH barrels even without a stomp pad on your custom Coil, brah.

 

No, no you got it all wrong. MSW is awesome.

First of all, I like forecasts from people who live across the ocean from my favorite jetty. The have it dialed-in. Totally.

Actually all of these computer model swell forecasts just don't beat an acute determination of local weather conditions. Yes, here on this east side, 98% of our waves come from localized weather systems. So, if it's precipitating and the wind is onshore there's most likely waves. I don't need a computer to tell me so.

Ok back to MSW. They have the greatest moderator there who takes this sh!t seriously. He don't take no gruff. Of course Americans are violent, but we have decency, which the Europeans like to point-out. We shoot and kill, but we are uptight if someone says, "Pen!s" on the airwaves or a breast is shown on TV. Europeans laugh at us aboot that.

Well, MSW is like The American Family Association. They are uptight and get offended easily.

I got hassled there for this:

I was axing people to take me in as an American indentured servant, as long as they lived near quality surf. Well some bloke told me to go to South Africa. I said that I couldn't because African Americans scare me...so African Africans would have me terrified.

It was basically the beginning of the end after that.

Those dudes over there are sooooooooooooooo boring. They actually play word games on there.

Now can you imagine RCarter and RaddadBrad playing word games on here?

Hell no.

Plus, Europeans have NO business surfing. It's bad enough that Aussies surf and those Kiwis.

But Europe should have never started surfing.

 

This is some of the funniest sh!t I've read in a long time. Definitely right up there with your "Eggers" stuff.

 

Yeah, I used to be fun on here.

But my spirit has been broken by Mr. Swellinfo Guy.

Now, I'm boring. Or just had my fun with the internet......

Like... what, you saw the Eggers stuff back around 2002-03 on Wannasurf. Man, that first year was good. But that's deleted now, and all that remains is a shell of the "Dave and Todd Show." Evil Chaz, The Rangers, and NBC.

I'd love to know who "Todd Young" was. Watch it was MIS or something. Freaking Oxnard, man !!

But really, messing with that Roberdy dude over at MSW is fun, if he's still there. Oh, I imagine he is.

Ha, I can imagine him trying to sit on his 12-foot board, talking loudly how he is on MSW...like that's going to gain some sort of respect.

If y'all just relax, sit back and watch...life can be pretty amusing sometimes.

 

well now I REALLY need to register over that just for the fun

 

Tell Roberdy to %$#$.

Ha, I told him my first time there that I was a college professor at The University of Camden(NJ) and that I was teaching a Communications Course concerning the internet and that I came on here as an "over-the-top character as a class experiment on how certain characters are responded to and treated on a public internet message board.

Of course not only did he by it(Europeans wouldn't last against the Road Runner), but felt obligated to share his resume with me.

Pump, you're a conservative American, so just make a racial statement. That will get you on the radar. Amazingly, a dude from the most segregated country in the world is snapping at ya aboot race. They don't even have anything but whites and sheep in Scotland, right? And they are all racially sensitive over there on MSW. Well, PM them and you'll get a different story, which makes them phony as well.

 

Race baiting on MSW. Man, that sounds tempting.

 

something like 'the darkies shouldn't surf'?

 

i can go over to msw and start a thread like "do you like oysters? what do they taste like?"

when enough ppl reply i will change the thread title to "do you like testicals?"

 

I tried to get on MSW posing as an Irish surf grom. I was gonna try to start some troubles, but they saw right through me due to The Traitor giving them the (****)heads up.

 

Thanks Wayne/SFM