wetsuits for short women

swellinfo? make me mad? hahaha. i'm amused, not mad. i think 90% of you act like immature jerks online and the sad thing is we'd probably be friends in real life. anyone who surfs is cool by me until they disrespect. shoot, you could drop in on me as long as you apologize afterwards. me responding to everyone's negativity was like popping a pimple on my a$$. i knew where my legitimate surf-related question was going to go and the anticipation got the best of me. "you can't change people rand. so all the sh** that goes down on this forum... i'm going to encourage it." "sometimes it's better to watch sh** larvae grow than try to put an end to the lifecycle"

 

I wanted to surprise my chick with a wetsuit, which was why i had to come to this forum. in the end she had to go try some on. i only come here for information or to talk surf and i try to stay away from the negativity. anyway, ill humor you all this once.
i'm sorry, i just don't see the fun or humor in disrespecting people's girlfriends anonymously like a coward. i guess my type of humor would be watching someone ask for illicit photos of belmar's biggest and most-alpha juicer's girlfriend in real life. (they go to belmar right?) that would be funny. you and i both know what would happen. you know why you try to get a rise out of people who can't retaliate with anything but words and that you pride yourselves for doing it. deep down, you know who you are even if you are too afraid to admit it. that's the type of humor i understand.
so yeah, i will not only gently fvck off, i will do it happily. i am happy to concede the last word to people who think it's important. if it mattered to me more, i probably wouldn't have named myself after a stuck-in-the 80s, delusional, gay, didn't-have-a-father-figure hitman from the movie pineapple express. so bring on the snarky little comments cuz i know they're coming. if they make you feel empowered, so be it. you insult me, you will only prove me right. i wish you all nothing but the best.
thanks to those who tried to help too. i know there are good people on here. the rest of you can gfy.

 

see what i mean? how could anyone respect this dude? he probably feels friggin awesome right now too.
"yup i showed him. hahaha. his girlfriend is probably fat."
can't you all see i'm not upset and i'm trying to help you not be such douches?
"he who looks into the abyss stares and realizes nothing is looking back at him. and all he'll see is his own character. and then his head will explode from the sh** pressure."