wetsuits for short women

On a more positive note..

That's exciting! I couldn't be happier with my past Roxy suites, the girly colors always get me too I had to get their pink & purple spring suit for the summer

She must be stoked! Happy we could help!

 

that was nice caroline , you seem like the kind of chick any guy would want to bring home to meet mom

 

Oh man, dude you come on here axing aboot wetsuites for short women, like you are inquiring aboot the cure for cancer.

Then you get bent because a few people, one being the greatest person in Southern Ocean County, gives the topic some business. And I do say "Topic" because it wasn't personal.

It's not personal, Sony, it's strictly business.

Get a grip, dude.

No one cares aboot your "short" girlfriend or how hot she may be. If you can't figure out that people was just messing with you, as is the norm aboot these here parts, then piss-off.

Go talk to the bores over on Magic Seaweed. Europeans are short so they can relate......

Get your Girlfriend the Peak Occy Model........he's like 5'3

 

You just have to LOVE this place.

An innoculous wetsuite question turns into a blathering uproar.

Yeah, I spelled "innoculous" incorrectly......F Youse.

 

at least you are laughing about it now

 

Try and see if you can get citizenship in some European country. You might not be a real American. If you can't handle Swellinfo, then you probably ain't "John Wayne" enough to be an American.

What, your chick does nude pictures? Yeah, I didn't read all that this thread has to offer.

Dude, you seem a bit bound and wound too tightly.

Relax, dude, this is a friggin surf predictin website. It's aboot surfing. We ain't here to wax upon nicely to you and your girlfriend.

 

Calm down Matheson. You gotta develop a sense of humor. It's all we got to get through this crazy thing called life.

Roxy makes a good suite, my first suite ever was a Roxy. I wish they'd make board shorts like the men's, but cut for the woman's shape. Women's Boardies are a joke,

 

Wow this Matheson tool is a dipsh!t huh? Says he avoids this place then posts 10 times in one day.

Matheson take your fat, nasty, whore of a woman and shove her up your ass. We were just having some fun with you but obviously your girls dildo is still lodged deep in your man crack. Go get your slut to pull it out with her teeth like she does on the street corner each night.

And again pics or she don't exist.

 

cause shes a man baby

 

Most likely man.

 

You know.....

Wetsuites for Short Women is the kind of thread that I'm proud to have Rcarter around here.

Like, you can log on here and see a thread titled, " Wetsuite for Short Woman," and you just know that a good ol boy like Rcarter or Yankee will be there to give the business. Having that kind of dependability is what makes me feel secure here at Swellinfo.com.

Sure, I could pick other inaccurate surf predictin' websites, but I will always remain true and loyal to Swellinfo.com.

Bang !!

 

We love you too Riley!

 

Ain't it great when some bright-eyed dude comes on here with a surfing question, no matter how odd they may be, and then is totally caught off guard when he gets hassled and maced.

These dudes never see it coming. They all come on here all skipping down the road with the Easter Bunny and Billy D Williams with some Colt 45, not expecting a thing.

And then they log on to SWELLINFO.COM, and get excited to see responses. awaiting to their thread....

And they never saw it coming.....

 

Is this supposed to make any sense?

Did daddy and mommy give you enough attention as a kid?

 

at first i didn't understand your work. too artsy, too intellectual, too contrived. it is in this post where you became more apparent. i think you belong here.

 

I'm calmer than you are

 

Yup. Humor can add years to one's life. In defense of the wetsuite makers... What do you have to do to make a guys suite? You just cut some rectangles out and sew em together. They could probably make a guys suite drunk with one eye open. We're simple. Now women, on the other hand... Hell, you'd need a degree in The Calculus to navigate all that curvyness. Women's clothing, in general, mystifies me.

 

This here tread is pure gold! Dude, just man up, take her out and let her try on a few suites. What's the big deal?