Mini Simmons Designs.

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by JohnnyCornstarch, Apr 17, 2015.

  1. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2015
    So I've settled on the mini Simmons, now my dilemma is which company to buy the design from...

    So far I've seen a ton of ads for the vernon mini sims, but I figured they just had a great marketing team that was able to take over that niche of the internet. The hydrodynamica mini seems like the better choice (I have no idea why), but I just stumbled on the Infinity Tombstone and am intrigued...Thoughts anyone?
     
  2. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

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    Feb 4, 2010
    Vernon were a bit thinner width and thickness wise from what I can remember. Hydro (if you can find one?) infinity and Christensens are great looking. The supersede from album looks like the bees knees as does tyler warren's bar of soap (although not exactly a mini sim)... good luck
     

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    What kind of waves are you planning on using it for?
     
  4. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    Exactly...It's like you're asking for advice about what tool to buy without saying what the job is!. Sorry if that sounds harsh, but any of these companies you mentioned are perfectly capable of building a great Mini Simmons....you just need to know what you're looking for and tell them. If you have the option to get one custom made by a Florida shaper who actually likes making these things, that will get you a lot further than just choosing between Vernor or Infinity, or whoever.

    I've had three mini simmons over the past five years and ridden all of them a lot. One twin fin very flat rockered, and two quad fins with a bit more rocker. Believe me, there are conditions that these boards are great in and conditions where you could not be on a worse board!

    So...what kind of waves are you planning on using it for?
     
  5. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I am asking because a fish or a longboard has served me well in minimal surf, but I am always looking for options. It sucks strapping a longboard on your roof in the summer when it is Africa hot, and when it is windy, it sucks carrying it back up the beach. So a Mini Simmons might be the answer, but a good fish can shred on anything above thigh high, and is much cooler IMO. And it works in chop, it doesnt need clean lines. But, I am curious as to why, why? Do they surf like a skateboard on knee high crap?
     
  6. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    They are the fastest glidiest shape I've ever ridden in clean, soft waves under waist high. They will catch up with and blast around a trimmed out longboard, or fish in SOFT small walls. They can completely replace a longboard in clean knee to thigh high waves if you like the idea of a five ft. vs. nine ft. board, and doing turns vs. noseriding.

    They suck in choppy waves...the extreme nose width and flat rocker just gets all hung up in texture.
    They also don't work in steep a-frames or hollow pockety waves, even small ones. If you're dialed in enough you can ride them in those conditions, but not do a proper turn and there's just no reason with so many better shapes for steeper small waves.
     
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  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Nailed it again, Mitch.
     
  8. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Nailed it again, Mitch.
     
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Thanks bro!
     
  10. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

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    Feb 24, 2015
    Today was a great example, 2-3+ medium period glass but not quite steep enough to really get going on a shorty, so I wanna glide over that stuff, and it's good to note Im trying to have a board that catches waves easier.
     
  11. ratred

    ratred Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    I had a blast on my 5"2" Jim Dunlop Mystic today. Get one.
     
  12. mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2010
    I have owned 2 vernor silver bullet2's and just talked to Dave Vernor and he is customizing another silver bullet 2 for me. The guy is first rate and took the time to call and talk to me about my next silver bullet... I kept losing weight...and had to drop in board size each time.

    I have ridden a few boards that were like a Simmons and some wide tail fishes...this silver bullet 2 is the best board I have ever owned for small surf. It's basically a high performance oriented Simmons. Great grovler and still able to perform like a short board. Super fast and surprisingly easy to turn sharp with such a wide tail. Really only use it in softer waves...wave size makes no difference within reason...as long as it's soft. Once the wall starts getting some vert, I switch to another board.

    They definitely have a skateboard feel on small surf....so will most wide tail fishes.

    Can't wait to get my next silver bullet2...went eps this time...trying to get the board lighter.
     
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  13. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    From yesterday on the Mini Simmons - enough speed to glide out on the shoulder and have some fun cutting back on a really soft wave that might be knee high at best. For me it makes surfing these little bumps fun.

    mike mega simmons.jpg
     
  14. ratred

    ratred Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    Nice. Heres mine on a knee high wave too. They definitely make surfing small waves so much more fun. I wouldn't give mine up for anything.

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  15. mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2010
    A little self promotion....me and my silver bullet
     

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  16. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    if you're buying sight-unseen off the internet, might be a good idea to go with a shaper that can accurately calculate their board's volume (some shapers just fake those numbers). It's very easy to go too big on these mini-sim type shapes (tails gets exponentially wider, heavier glass, etc). If you're just looking for an ultra groveler, Lost "Bean Bag" or "Couch Potato" and Roberts "Much Machine" are all in that mini-sim spectrum. Both companies have a volume calculator. If in doubt, go smaller.
     
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    dansan Well-Known Member

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    Early fall 2011 Jax pier..southside
    Mystic by jim dunlop
     
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