found a baby squirrel

That dude is wearing a girly ring.

 

We shoot squirrels in our neighborhood, no matter what the age of the plague infested varmint is....
Around here there is an infestation going on.

 

o barry, human infestation is the worst.

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1wq_edHqpdA[/video]

 

Stop copying my friend enough already!!!


Scarecrow suite fockin aviatour!

 

^^Thanks, Seldom. I do a little photochop occasionally .

 

Squirrel-a-pult, for those of you who haven't yet seen this.

https://vimeo.com/650081

 

who would've thought the metard would actually help a baby animal lol.good job tard just don't eat it

 

lol hell of a picture

 

Funny Squirrel Story:

About 10 years ago, I was working at a place where we had a few practical jokers. One of the guys (we'll call him "Jerkoff") took a dead medium-sized bird and stuffed it in the front grill of my buddy's work truck. He drove around for a week before the thing started stinking it up and he finally figured it out.

1 month later: Summertime, and we have some really big and active squirrels. I totally drilled one particularly large one with my work truck and brought it back to the office, and proceeded to stuff it underneath the work rack on the cab of "Jerkoff's" truck...face forward with it's front paws all splayed out in front of him, so it looked the dead squirrel was car surfing.

We laughed and laughed, until...

2 weeks later, I'm working in the office and I'm overcome by the horrible stench of death. WTF???

I follow the scent straight to "Jerkoff's" truck. He had been on vacation for over a week, and never found the damn squirrel...which was now rotting on the top of the cab in 100+ degree heat. FARK.

So, in ending, Yours Truly had to remove the carcass...which now was inhabited by 100,000 teeming maggots...and wash the truck to boot.

Chalk that one up to another practical joke that backfired.

 

The left tata seems a tad larger than the right tata…...Metard?

 

golden.

 

Viva el 'Tard...viva la revolucion!

 

Not sure about squirrels but I would feed those puppies dollar bills

 

Yes, we need updates.. More pictures of the handler so we can be sure she us using properre technique. So far so good.
+1 for metard having a woman that is attractive without having a face

 

Good one tard.

Nice milkers. Nicer squirrel.

If you did find a squirrel you keep it as your sidekick. You never let it go. It become some with you. And when it dies you take your own life. Squirrel code.

 

I rescued baby squirrel after hurricane Fredrick destroyed mobile, ala. We had no food to give it, so I just fed it pine nuts...and it was a b!tch to extract enough of them from the pine cones to feed it. After a couple weeks, it got away from me and ran up a tree...no idea what happened to it after that.

 

Haha! I'm guessing it just lived a regular squirrel life after it escaped. Or look at it from his perspective. This crazy guy captured me and stuffed me in a cage. Only fed me pine nuts until I was able to make a break for it.