Do you like it?

Hey, anyone who spends all day on here knows that written arguments happen on the regular.

So, do you guys who never engage in conflict like reading the verbal jousts or do you wish all of those who fight on here would shut-up?

For or four those who are a bit slower, I'm talking aboot, say, the ongoing sexual tension between me and MIS or the recent Brad vs Yankee struggle.

Honey, please tell us your feelings.

People love watching conflict they aren't part of, right?

 

Oh it's definitely true. The public loves the dirt, in all forms. Why would society continue to follow Lindsay Lohan around considering she hasn't "worked" in ages.

Because people love the dirt.

Bub, if you aren't just like the average plebs out there, count yourself lucky. Of course I'm not saying that these fights are what some people live for. Well, I don't know, maybe there are people who can't wait for the next big SI fight.

You know how people call others "creepy" on here.

Well, none of the regular contributors are "creepy."

The creepy ones are the ones you never hear from. The ones who have all of Spicoli's posts printed-out and spend all day waiting for his appearance. His/her walls covered with sketches of what he/she thinks Spicoli looks like.

Yeah, it's all of them "Guests" that are creepy.

 

Oh MIS,

When you are trying to insult me please be aware that I have made my use of substances abundantly clear. So, mentioning dope at me doesn't insult me. I love it.

There's only a few things that drive me nuts:

1.People talking aboot the dangers of certain substances who have NO idea of what they speak. For example some old lady on some public platform speaking aboot the dangers of weed drives me nuts. Like insanely nuts. Not as bad as my old road raging stuff, but nuts. Man, my whole face used to go numb during some episodes. Man, I have no tolerance for poor drivers.

Hey southerners, if I was slightly mentally handicapped and was born in the south I would have been a NASCAR driver. Hey, I used to drive unconscious.

2. Republicans - that's self-explaining right there, Jethros. Love a party that cries LESS GOVERNMENT while they have tried to put me in jail for the last twenty years because I get high. I never stole or any of that sh!t. And they still tried their best to lock-me-up. They lost. Well, 96 days ain't nothing but a thing.

3. When one of my client's just shows-up three hours after their appointment time. That really freakin pisses me off.

Yeah, not much for you to work on there, MIS. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed aboot myself, though you insinuate I'm somehow insecure.

On the internet? Nahh. This is all make believe, MIS, I don't even exist.

Oh, yeah, try working with "The Live at my Aunt's House-thing" Actually, ironically, my Aunt retired from Yankee-land and moved back to NJ, and is staying at my place. I don't think she is planning on leaving?? Oh, that's why she got the dog. MIS, I got a fur retriever gold. He's pretty b!tchen

PUMP, you know what? You and Spicoli would make for an interesting couple. I'd bake you guys a cake for your wedding and let you into my Pizza Joint in Indiana. Totally.

 

Oh MIS,

When you are trying to insult me please be aware that I have made my use of substances abundantly clear. So, mentioning dope at me doesn't insult me. I love it.

There's only a few things that drive me nuts:

1.People talking aboot the dangers of certain substances who have NO idea of what they speak. For example some old lady on some public platform speaking aboot the dangers of weed drives me nuts. Like insanely nuts. Not as bad as my old road raging stuff, but nuts. Man, my whole face used to go numb during some episodes. Man, I have no tolerance for poor drivers.

Hey southerners, if I was slightly mentally handicapped and was born in the south I would have been a NASCAR driver. Hey, I used to drive unconscious.

2. Republicans - that's self-explaining right there, Jethros. Love a party that cries LESS GOVERNMENT while they have tried to put me in jail for the last twenty years because I get high. I never stole or any of that sh!t. And they still tried their best to lock-me-up. They lost. Well, 96 days ain't nothing but a thing.

3. When one of my client's just shows-up three hours after their appointment time. That really freakin pisses me off.

Yeah, not much for you to work on there, MIS. I'm not ashamed or embarrassed aboot myself, though you insinuate I'm somehow insecure.

On the internet? Nahh. This is all make believe, MIS, I don't even exist.

Oh, yeah, try working with "The Live at my Aunt's House-thing" Actually, ironically, my Aunt retired from Yankee-land and moved back to NJ, and is staying at my place. I don't think she is planning on leaving?? Oh, that's why she got the dog. MIS, I got a fur retriever gold. He's pretty b!tchen

PUMP, you know what? You and Spicoli would make for an interesting couple. I'd bake you guys a cake for your wedding and let you into my Pizza Joint in Indiana. Totally.

 

Wow, a double poster.

I did NOT post that twice. Sorry for the redundancy.