Calling SI doctors!!!! That means YOU!

Chop the second arm off for better balance.
You are now streamlined.
I will send you a bill for this medical advice. Cash only accepted.
Dr. Cuda

 

I guess this is the result of people not being able to afford the affordable health care act....

#obamacare
#ifyoulikeyourSIdocteryoucankeepyourSIdoctor

 

bethany - ask your new hubby and stop bugging us.

 

Call Jimbo Pelligrine.

 

Sorry to hear that but there's always body surfing. Kick your feet for propulsion,use your shoulders to plane. Might takes a little getting used to but you'll get it over time. Keep your chin up!

 

By the way. Do you now post with that pencill thingy in your mouth or your toes? Curious

 

That's what you get for paddling like a girl. Flapping your elbows and slapping the waiter.

 

You have full blown AIDS.

 

You're stroking arm? Best advice--- train your kids early on to masturbate with both hands.

 

Quit surfing. Now.

 

Drink a bunch of bourbon, pour some on the stump, sew it up with fishing line or dental floss then pour a bunch of krazy glue over the end of it. Now that its sealed paddle back out with one arm and start practicing cause you're gonna have to learn the paddle in all over again now.

 

This is a house of learned doctors.

 

Its gonna be a ***** paddeling in circles.

 

Legally speaking, I can't diagnose something like a missing arm over a forum, so this should be taken as strictly general advice. If an arm is missing, the preferred treatment is severe, repeated testicular trauma. The shunting of blood to the inferior vena cava along with the psychogenic shock caused by extreme pain will cause regeneration of any missing body parts, but only if you (no need to pay an MD to do it for you) repeated bash yourself in the balls with a large blunt object. Get on it right now, time lost is arm lost.

 

Dayum, misfit27 busts out hard...nice one, son.

So why hasn't anybody suggested to ask Bethany Hamilton? Still too soon?

 

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