Last night while I was getting pi$$ed off cause ole lady was snoring. Decided to check Monday's report long story short , decided to skip work and surf. Only problem was my was hanging in the living room, so while I was getting my board saw last year's suite up with the old down with the New. Scored waves this AM won't know if ruse worked til ole lady gets home.
Not really sure what that was all about but I used to hang my wetsuite in unsuspecting areas to scare roommates and friends when they saw some dark figure hanging around.
Umm, does anyone really have to justify to a spouse that you are going surfing...? If so, change spouse, no matter how big the boobies......or the purse.
I will admit, I have had mornings where I forgot I was in the water the day before, open my shower curtain, and almost schit at the sight of the big black guy my shower...then I realise it's my wetsuite
The messed up part MD, is that she did realize it and won't say anything and use that ammo for her next showdown with you. Might be better to man up and stand up for your rights!
That posts smacks of disappointment when you discovered it was only your suite. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
Do you make the black guy leave while you shower or let him watch and splash soap foam on him playfully?
Thats funny... I used to hang my suite from a low branch of a tree in front of my mothers house. She walked out one night and thought I was hanging from the tree and screamed... I felt bad, but it was hilarious.
Bro. You apparently didn't get the HUMOUR in MY post then. Too bad it went over your head. Keep being weird baddy lol
I know, bc at first I think it's my tall friend who's really awesome. I let him watch, but I ensure he doesn't get soapy, as it is detrimental to his skin. And bc I have special soape for my Acute Contact Dermititis. Lolz, arboursuite.
