I curse the day...

Discussion in 'Northwest' started by NWSquid, Apr 28, 2015.

  1. Apr 28, 2015 #1
    NWSquid

    NWSquid Well-Known Member

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    Sep 11, 2013
    I curse the day that I told my co-workers I surf. A guy can't even get sick and miss work without 1/2 the office making offhand remarks the next day about the weather and that "the surf must have been good, dude," all the while giving me this knowing wink, as if they are in on my scam.

    I had explosive diarrhea and and was puking my guts out all day for the love of god!
     
    NWSquid, Apr 28, 2015
    NWSquid, Apr 28, 2015
  3. Apr 28, 2015 #2
    Barry Cuda

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    You should not be swallowing seawater on all those days you skip out to go surfing.
     
    Barry Cuda, Apr 28, 2015
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  5. Apr 28, 2015 #3
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Jun 22, 2009
    Just tell them, the surfed sucked and so did your mom
     
    Zeroevol, Apr 28, 2015
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  6. Apr 28, 2015 #4
    worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

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    Oct 13, 2013
    they were hip anyway as soon as your nose leaked.
     
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  7. Apr 28, 2015 #5
    ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

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    Dec 10, 2007
    It's the worst. My boss is an avid sailor so he's paying attention to the weather too.
     
    ClemsonSurf, Apr 28, 2015
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  8. Apr 28, 2015 #6
    NWSquid

    NWSquid Well-Known Member

    52
    Sep 11, 2013
    No one in my office has a clue. They think good weather = good surf. This is the PacNW, so by their measure the surf is good about 8 days a year.
     
    NWSquid, Apr 28, 2015
    NWSquid, Apr 28, 2015