24 second swell

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by EmassSpicoli, May 1, 2015.

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  1. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    The 16 second swell was so much better than the 22 second swell, albeit there were +15 knot s/sw winds on the slack tide which then changed to a pure S wind but at the same time the swell then went to 18 seconds while the barometer was dropping and then again you have to factor in the dew point which was not ideal. Combine all of that with the more northerly flow of the waning crescent moon and then add in the Polar Vortex El Nino affect and you get some of the dreaded synoptic patterns that we've seen dominating the northeastern part of the united states with a deep layered ridging aloft. Taking all of these factors into account I think its safe to say Emass is in his parents basement and not surfing lowers.
     
  2. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    emass why have you never posted a picture of any of your epic sessions.you write eassys about them but never post pictures i would love to see some they sound awesome.
     

  3. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah man how many timez I got to tell youz EMASS ain't gotz no time to post flicks nor does he have anything to prove to anyone..the proof is in the essay..essay

    You see that's the miracle behind this here surf predicting site..people like MISY and EMASS can live vicariously through swell info
     
  4. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    lol Jawn, word is bond son I surf more than you, but enjoy fantasizing about me you little creep
     
  5. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Lol all you salty cats. I write extensive details in that post because 8 people are asking, 3 in jest. I claim to have not even a good sesh and you haters still aren't satisfied. The wife must've sent bologna in your bag lunch. Sorry to hear that bro. Hope your day gets better!
     
  6. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah look at that two dudes who hide behind a user name on a SURF PREDICTING WEBSITE

    How cute

    I hope one of youz bought condoms..HIV is full serious you know
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    You're all a barrell of laughs. I'm brushing off the hate son. Why aren't you guys chasing some swell somewhere? Surely this isn't helping your life.
     
  8. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    priceless
     
  9. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah Spicoli you know I surf IN REAL LIFE..

    This is a time filler on the 9 to 5 if you know what I be sayin'

    Pretty much everyone else who surfs on this here surf predicting site contributes flicks..hey CJ or CD even made a video

    You two are herbs...living your fictitious lives on the interwebz...

    Hey Spicoli I was at Jenks on sunday hanging with peoples like Mr Hammer and all the real "rippaz"..oh man everybody look I'm so cool right...you've been posting on the internet all weekend like a homer who has had his sheit permanently pushed in

    You and MISY would make great life partners
     
  10. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Seems to be a lot of andropause on this forum lol
     
  11. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Ive posted pics of me in the slot standing up, little spongies have posted naught but fat tinder chics
     
  12. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    MISY I've posted plenty of pics of me on the little spongie..the one on my profile is me...there's a couple in PJs who's been surfing thread...plenty pics of me skating in R Carters skating thread..A handful in the PR thread..

    Me nor anyone else has ever seen this flick you speak of...fall back homer
     
  13. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    See the funny thing is...is that now you will take the time to go back and look for these in attemptz to aid your defense of bull sheitttt
     
  14. HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI

    HARDCORESHARTHUFFER-RI Well-Known Member

    Sep 17, 2013
    Nah, I dont care, I but you need to do it, you are dying for it as you are a grown 'man' on a child's pool toy looking to knock down others due to lack of confidence......dig though the forum, you and your gay lil friends love that research. you can find it, I'm sure...... you have the time on your hands

    yawn
     
  15. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
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    Ah MISY I post on here from work..I'm to busy expressing my creative outlets in my spare time..you post here all day everyday..I've already aired you out and most the "real surfers" on here know you and Spicoli are full sheit
     
  16. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    Lol nice sponge. At least you're being creative. Especially with your use of English. You sound like an angry jackrichard. But jackrichard would never be angry, just stoked and thankful.

    Sorry to hear my sessions where I nearly get skunked make you mad. Bet your boss loves that you're getting creative on a surf predictin' on his time and dollar. Just think...96 more minutes til you get to go home.
     
  17. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    You never posted any pictures on here. Unless it was done extra-anonymous on the members photo section.

    I wasn't planning of messing with you today or tomorrow but.....c'mon dude.

    You are accusing others of insulting people to bolster their self-esteem due to lack of confidence?

    Really?

    Shirley you can't be cereal. That's like Wesley Snipes calling the kettle and pot black. Might I suggest some self- retrospection.

    Ahh, this boogie board thing. Dude, you only bodysurf these days, so what does that make you? A fetus?

    If the equipment is so inferior then those who can shred this inferior equipment must be pretty magical.

    The only difference between a sponge and a surfboard is some length and a bit of glassing. That's it. Oh yeah y'all can't hold an edge without fins.

    The amazing thing is the best surfers in the world who ride a sponge, here and there, can't do it at all. I had this picture of Mick Fanning taking-off on a thick mutant five footer on a sponge.

    The dude is going straight, has a death grip on the nose, and his eyes were bulging out of his head. Actually, it's a pretty comical photo. But yeah, he can't do it, and he was world champ on a real board.

    Oh, I love how you play the bored role when in conflict. "Yawn."

    Yeah, dude this is boring you, huh? You know that nobody buys that, right? I'm not trying to be snarky, just letting you know how transparent that is.

    Then you bust on the amount of time others spend on here?

    Really?

    Dude, you are on here as soon as you wake-up.

    C'mon dude, you're getting really ridiculous now.

    Instead of playing it "too cool to care," post-up a picture of you dominating the Pacific.

    You sure you aren't a Republican, as you seem to use many of their strategies and ploys?

    Hey, how many hours are you behind Ocean City, NJ - time out there?

    Big day is approaching, huh? You nervous?

    I expect and predict that in the next coming weeks you will be taking out your nerves and worries on people like Jawn. And that's not how we act in a Voluntarism Society.

    Have a good night, MIS-13. I hope you have a healthy happy kid, who starts boogie boarding. LOL.
     
  18. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    damn man why you got to be so hostile. this is a surf forum its all about peace and waves.
     
  19. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    Its the orographic uplift that has everyone cranky. That, and the dew point.

    Still, Emass is ripping 53 degree 24 second period swell in trunks and he aint even cold. Next, he'll be up at PacMan with his new gun charging 40 foot Alaskan Lows churning down the cost. And to top it all, the dude had never ridden a wave until 2 years ago. Makes me feel like a chump, to be honest. I got kicked out of LaJolla on my only surf trip to Cali when I was 14. Now Emass is a legend at lowers. They call him blue claw, cause he goes gloveless and it doesn't even phase him. He's eating all the fish tacos, drinking all the beers, and scoring all the waves. Soon, he'll get a bud light sponsorship.
     
    Last edited: May 5, 2015
  20. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    bosses dont own time or the us dollar they are making 10 times what he does anyways give the man a break, and **** bosses.
     
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