Lost surfboard last weekend. Deal NJ

yankee · May 7, 2015

lost_at_sea said: ↑

That is funny. What wasn't funny was the conversation I was having in my car at time,
trying to talk a coworker off the ledge who's been having suicidal thoughts. I apologize for
my ignorance, as well as selflessness. Since it's mostly under 20's something riff raff
on here I don't need to explain my life, nor why my head has been more focused on other
life issues.

Just remember a few things; when it's overhead, you guys will never be seen anywhere
other than trolling on the internet.

People make mistakes, and some are costly.

This was just an attempt to reach out to whoever may have picked it up. Asking nicely.
Would even offer a reward for coming forward.

If I catch you with it in the lineup, that's another story. Ask the guys that lifted my bike.

Thanks! Now get back to your homework, junior, and stop wasting mommy and daddy's
hard earned college/trust fundage lurking on the interwebs.
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I'm calling BS on the altruistic suicide save shpiel - - oh, what, save a make-believe nutty co-worker & thus leave your board for someone to take?
C'mon, doctor phil give it a rest you effed it up so don't attempt to tug on our non-existent sympathy strings with what you think is an unassailable fairy tale of greater-than-thee woe.

And yah, you come on here without the proper intro with your lame-ass lost my surfboard bleeting, you're gonna cach some flack, get a clue sparky.

Zeroevol · May 7, 2015

sandblasters said: ↑

When I'm surfing my board has never been more than 3 feet from me at all times every time I can't remember any time my board is been more than 3 feet away besides when I use a longboard because I don't use a leash and after swim in after it. My surfboards are like family members they said at the dinner table and feast with me I buy them new presents like new fins and leashes.I groom them by stripping wax and reapply in the wax which is kind a like a haircut. I can't believe a guy would have total disregard for a family member like that. You lost it forever tough **** and **** you.
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Well said, Blasters, well said!!

Zeroevol · May 7, 2015

kidrock said: ↑

I left a wetsuite on the beach once.

Does that count?
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Did you have a suicidal co-worker with, if so, that's okay!

DawnPatrol321 · May 7, 2015

sandblasters said: ↑

When I'm surfing my board has never been more than 3 feet from me at all times every time I can't remember any time my board is been more than 3 feet away besides when I use a longboard because I don't use a leash and after swim in after it. My surfboards are like family members they said at the dinner table and feast with me I buy them new presents like new fins and leashes.I groom them by stripping wax and reapply in the wax which is kind a like a haircut. I can't believe a guy would have total disregard for a family member like that. You lost it forever tough **** and **** you.
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^^^ Exactly

Hawky · May 7, 2015

Zeroevol said: ↑

Did you have a suicidal co-worker with, if so, that's okay!
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Golden.

Radderbsurfin · May 7, 2015

You're lucky you didn't get a ticket for littering.

Sniffer · May 7, 2015

DonQ said: ↑

I hope you get it back,man. To the thief...watch your back and don't get caught riding your new whip. Why would you take a board your afraid to ride now? Grow a pair of balls to do the RIGHT thing, turn it in. Karma is a ***** on collection day!
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How is it thievery if you find a board sitting all alone. The jackass left it behind remember?

DonQ · May 7, 2015

Sniffer said: ↑

How is it thievery if you find a board sitting all alone. The jackass left it behind remember?
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When someone takes someone else's property, it's called theft. Look it up.

lost_at_sea · May 7, 2015

Radderbsurfin said: ↑

You're lucky you didn't get a ticket for littering.
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Some of these responses are cracking me up.
I definitely knew I was setting myself up some
pins to get crushed; this was a total Wilber move.

Oh wait, treating your board like a kid/lady is exactly
what Wilber Kookmeyer did!

I'm usually great with keeping my quiver in good shape;
But the reality of it is that my wife and kids get that attention.
They're thankfully supportive, and I get to surf often... but
I've had bigger fish to fry.

Speculate all you want, the fact is this has been a bad week.
I actually never go surf with anyone else, unless I meet up
at the beach. As part of many things gone awry, a recovering
coworker paranoid of relapse and homelessness when
(not if) he loses is job is something that eats away at
anyone with a soul. I had a bunch of missed calls, and
reached out while I still had my suit on.

Think it's fabricated? Well sadly, when your nuts descend
yyou'll be faced with lots of problems bigger than what
board to paddle out on.

It's all good. Someone else has it, hopefully uses it not
pawning it. I got other boards; at this rate I'll be 82 next
time that happens again!

lost_at_sea · May 7, 2015

Just saying, if I see you on it... I'm taking it. And I am bigger than you

Sniffer · May 7, 2015

DonQ said: ↑

When someone takes someone else's property, it's called theft. Look it up.
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So if you see a hundred $ bill on the side of the road, you are just going to let it lie hoping the owner picks it up?

Stop being so righteous.

CBSCREWBY · May 7, 2015

lost_at_sea said: ↑

Some of these responses are cracking me up.
I definitely knew I was setting myself up some
pins to get crushed; this was a total Wilber move.

Oh wait, treating your board like a kid/lady is exactly
what Wilber Kookmeyer did!

I'm usually great with keeping my quiver in good shape;
But the reality of it is that my wife and kids get that attention.
They're thankfully supportive, and I get to surf often... but
I've had bigger fish to fry.

Speculate all you want, the fact is this has been a bad week.
I actually never go surf with anyone else, unless I meet up
at the beach. As part of many things gone awry, a recovering
coworker paranoid of relapse and homelessness when
(not if) he loses is job is something that eats away at
anyone with a soul. I had a bunch of missed calls, and
reached out while I still had my suit on.

Think it's fabricated? Well sadly, when your nuts descend
yyou'll be faced with lots of problems bigger than what
board to paddle out on.

It's all good. Someone else has it, hopefully uses it not
pawning it. I got other boards; at this rate I'll be 82 next
time that happens again!
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You seem like a good guy with a conscience. You'll get Karma points for helping your friend out. Hope you get your board back, but you are right; there are much bigger problems in the world.
I bet you are 41 years old. I wish I was that young again!
Also, the "new guy" gets hassled. It's a rite of passage. Kinda like a circumcision...

aka pumpmaster · May 7, 2015

CBSCREWBY said: ↑

You seem like a good guy with a conscience. You'll get Karma points for helping your friend out. Hope you get your board back, but you are right; there are much bigger problems in the world.
I bet you are 41 years old. I wish I was that young again!
Also, the "new guy" gets hassled. It's a rite of passage. Kinda like a circumcision...
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report it stolen (technically true) and have insurance pay??

seldom seen · May 7, 2015

Thanks to this thread, I now have this song stuck in my head.

[video=youtube;lObgLdtXYpU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lObgLdtXYpU[/video]

I do hope the bourd is found.

I'm out when it's OH. I draw the line at DOH.

seldom seen · May 7, 2015

I really hate this song, and now that it's stuck in my head I hope to pass on the misery to someoen else...

sing it with me now..

Radderbsurfin · May 7, 2015

I feel I have good morals and good judgement in most situations. If I found a board sitting there and no one was around, I would take it. I'd probably take a pic and put them up at the beach I found it and also the local shops near by. Finders keepers? Am I a thief?
I too lost a board about 10 ys ago and I guaruntee it'll never happen again. Worst feeling ever.
Anywho, I do hope you get your board back.

El Tron · May 7, 2015

Wayne the insane took it! if you want it back you have to climb in the back of his van and get it!

DonQ · May 7, 2015

Sniffer said: ↑

So if you see a hundred $ bill on the side of the road, you are just going to let it lie hoping the owner picks it up?

Stop being so righteous.
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Sounds like you have a lot of ethical and morality hurdles you can't jump. Sniffer

Riley Martin · May 21, 2015

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