Man I got snaked by some dude with a gold bird on his board this morning! Total kook! He totally dropped in on me and now he is insisting I pay for the dings in his board. He had several of his lawyers sitting in a Jaquar in the parking lot. He is sayin' the repair is gonna be , like 250,000 I'm gonna need some donations from my fellow swellers to cover the cost. Thanks for ya'lls help!
Have them contact a certain craftsman in Maine. I understand he can do factory authorized service for much less.
Because Roy can put whatever make believe details he wants to include in his fictional works. He's the author of them and when it's not based on anything true and complexity made up, it's his choice to say what the story includes.