They'll be white trash heading to OC from Baltimore They'll be an alcoholic family with a daughter that's a whore They'll be drunk and getting in fights stayin' in jail for the night They'll be commin' to OCMD when they come
They'll be ridin' air-filled beach toys when they come! Sucked out to sea by riptides when they come! Turds tumblin' in the combers, The water's REALLY gettin' warmer; They ain't leavin' here 'til Labor Day when they come! Oiled up in thongs and Speedos when they come! (the gals too) Like elephant seals on the beaches when they come! Cig-butts, dogsh1t, and chicken bones, Melons rinds, broke glass, and "No Surf" zones; They'll be here 'til September when they come!
( so- I read this thread... Then get this SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD and shortly after find my self singing it in the shower... Lol Thanks guys... I can always depend upon swellinfo.com)
WOW, I gotta print all these lyrics, bust out the guitar, and hit a local open mic night to promote the new album: Songs By SwellInfo Members: Song List 1. Here They Come 2. The RM Meltdown 3. I lost my GoPro 4.Roy Makes The Cut 5. Turn that Camera Around, the Hanna Tribute 6.Punk Rock Thread 7.Going Off 8. What are you reading? 9. Wow, just Wow 10. Looking for a surfer friend
They'll be *****in' on swellinfo when they come They'll be posting multiple times daily when they come *****in' and postin' daily, oh *****in' and postin' daily oh They'll be *****in' and postin daily when they come
LMAO. Most "tourist" businesses are mainly all owned by tourists are summer bennys from NY-northern NJ. Locals have jobs not affected by tourism. They all can stay home. It won't affect us at least not here in monmouth county.
They'll be bench pressin a Hindu wahine when she comes She'll be ridin them 23-fotters when she comes In the lineup you'll find Shred, if you drop in on him you'll be dead He'll be shottin every pier brahhhhhhh when she comes
He'll be trampin' down the sheep shiiit when they come He's the gnome with 8 kids at home when they come And his worn out wife a-screamin' can't you make a board wot takes a beatin' He'll be trampin' down the sheep shiit when they come
He'll be mumbling on the beach in a freaky long gown He'll be creepy crawlin' white van drivin' around town Oh, the stores won't have no duct tape in 'cause waynetheinsaaane will stockpile it for rap*n' He'll be fleeing from the coppers when he comes
He'll be sanding an Alaia when they come He'll have a beanie and a beard lookin like a bum He'll be smackin' up the dummy and it's always fockin funny Chuck be stacking hula hoops on barn walls when they come
He'll be riding with Cadbury when he comes He'll be doin' Jersey's best H with Asbury bums He'll be sippin' Friday on some Kasser's, rippin' Sweller pledges new a$ses He'll be spongin' aboot the shore break when he comes
The contrails won't be movin' when they come And Monsanto will be roid ragin' in ya cornflakes when they come Oh the UFO's will be flyin' while Archy's nutso skyin' And Chris Christie is an alien when they come
He'll be Hunting for some Sharkies when he comes He'll be posting Isis videos when he comes With Sea Bass Lips a' flappin, yes his teeth need some serious cappin When he talks, it sounds like crappin when he comes
you will all still be on this forum when they come. . you will complain when they crowd your break when its 2ft and no fun. . some of you guys need to get out and get more sun. . when the waves get big you will all complain that its no fun. . better get you glock 9 when i come
