i dont like kids

That's friggen funny

 

sounds like your troubles have mostly formed from other people and things, not the kids.

 

Not to be a smart a$$$$$$$$$...... but have you taken them surfing? Every 16 year old boy I know either likes surfing, the idea of surfing, or the babes he could pick up if he had a board to walk up and down the beach with and talk Sh1t about surfing. The 14 year old will either try it and love it or get water up the nose and end up on shore. tanning or something. It never ceases to amaze me how much girls love the beach, but only enjoy tanning... Anyway... you get to do the second best thing to smoking reefer: getting blown out like smoke from the aquadoubie.

 

^^^^This, take 'em outside brahhhhhh. Being an uncle is fun.

 

Slip a couple benadryl in their lunch, nighty night! Oh wait, thats prob not good! Hope your brother at least brings ya a t-shirt and a shot glass from their trip! Bwahahahaha

 

Benadryl.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AF_nfazQaek

 

Oh man that's what I was thinking.

Ha ha you think like me, you poor bastard.

We should get someone gifted with literary geniuses, like NJSURFER42, to punch out a script.

UNCLE CEP

F Chicago, this is a Jersey Uncle.

 

Oh be cool with DYFS (DCPP/CFS). ADMIT NOTHING. Like, don't go, " Yeah I smoke weed, so what?"

Yes, you are just "babysitting" but the web of DCPP/CFS can extend to far reaching places.

 

Oh my god dude, I am fuggin cryin!!! That was hilarious!

 

I love children - they're delicious!

 

Paging Wayne

 

I love when mom tells dad she's pregnant! lolz

 

that whole naptime video was amazing

 

So basicLly what I am reading is that you are an idiot and blame these kids as the problem.
You got lost and circled the block for 2 hours because you are an idiot

went to the pool to swim, and did. Then *****ed about them not swimming
because you are an idiot

there was an incident at school.
Fair enough...what happened?

It's hot, you have a POS car, a ghetto ass house and a crappy job, all which have no A/C. And somehow blame the kids
because you are an idiot

you walked a mile in the heat instead of driving
because you are an idiot

See the trend here?

 

Shikka-POW

 

Not a big fan of any kid but my own. My sister had two sons, find em both pretty obnoxious. Wife's sister has 3 boys and a daughter. Could take or leave the boys but the daughter is awesome. Rough and tumble little thing that started skiing when she was 2, they live in Montana. Hate whiney kids and prissy girls but give me an edgy little niece and she becomes my favorite immediately.

 

Man, that would suck. Watching your brother's kids and then getting an Endangering the Welfare of a Child charge.

No good deed goes unpunished......

CEP, watch some of those British nanny shows. That might help.

So, how did your DYFS contact go?

 

Our son hasn't made a noise for weeks!

 

Awesome.