IF you could SuRf Any-WheRe

probably somewhere with big mushy sand bottom break.

 

Belmar!! Where else!!??!!

 

J-Bay or Sunset. Both seem to be really long and challenging waves on the right days.

http://www.surfline.com/surf-news/surf-mechanics-of-sunset-beach-oahu_63012/

 

Probably Peru. I don't think I'd ever drop the money, but if some one else is paying.

 

Here:

 

just what i was thinking

 

You must be a Democrat, huh? hahahaha!!

 

Maldives.
http://www.surfline.com/travel/index.cfm?id=2734

 

As far as the wave itself, not consdiering crowds, etc...Kirra...



If I had to choose given real life crowd/other factors...

idk yet...

 

Here!


Actually, probably Maldives

 

^^Thats my kinda wave. Not to thrilled bout that population tho.

 

Baja Mexico, just read an article in Surfer about it, looks money.

 

The Great Lakes(I'm serious)

Ireland/Scotland

Iceland

Drop a bomb on Santa Cruz and I'm there....

Alaska

Nova Scotia/British Columbia

Norway

 

Back to the Ments for a month. On a boat. The typical 10 days is fun. A month sailing around the Ments would satiate my surf need for like two or three whole days afterwards!

 

Hawk, minus the crowd, these waves look really fun. Some mush on the outside and a littel steeper on the inside.

 

pipe
maldives
nicaragua
one of those nasty beach breaks in France
basically anywhere where its relatively warm and barrels and not insanely big

 

Oh and Tasmania and South Aussie and Port Macquarie and Triggs Beach in Perth and Victoria(they have a beer named after them too)

Ok I kid aboot Triggs.......

ZERO: No one tells you this but......

The key to scoring the Superbank/kirra/Burleigh/Stradbroken Bars of Sand is.......

Buy a few kegs and set them up infront of the spot you desire.....

Place BIG SIGNS saying, " FREE PISS"

Give a grom a few belts and have him paddle out and tell the crowd that some seppo is giving out free beer on the beach....

This will at least give you the line-up alone for twenty minutes as all Aussies are on the sauce and can not resist.

Life is really simple when you break things down.....

 

lolz some seppo

 

Oh, in New Jersey you can score 'Squan by yourself by placing big signs that say "Free Dope" on the beach.

You just have to know the area you are dealing with........

Like, in Hawaii - a sign saying, "Free Ice and Spam," will clear every line-up.

Man F THIS !!! I wish I was at that friggin breakwall in Port Macquarie right now. Getting skin cancer or something. I bet you beer taste better in Australia, though I can't really drink much any more.

Within 6 months I will do something reckless. I need out of here. The kids can have Jersey......I'm even breaking down on the River Line in Beverly these days.

Ahh, Elizabeth, NJ on a late spring day......