belmar is closed

Only Belmar has seafood and beaches.

North Jersey is filled with morons that think Belmar is THE go-to place. Funny stuff.

 

A lot of fat, porky people stuffing in last weeks catch that did not sell on the weekend.
Mayonaise madness!!

 

Swellinfo has spread the word too far!

 

But where else are you gonna get those 23 footers and Hindu super-models in one place?

 

I got one word for you guys: BELMAR ROCKS!

Yea - best surf break, family town, party place around!

#belmar

 

Do you guys know that there is another "Belmar" in Jersey?

Yeah, just outside of the bucolic town of Camden is a Bellmawr.

I reckon it is debatable which one is superior depending on what you're into.

 

I wish we could just shut down I-40

 

anyone going to bar A tomorrow for beat the clock

 

deal, new jersey home of the njshredmachine

 

Hey i been there

 

http://www.theonion.com/article/beefy-little-boy-boogie-board-misses-fourth-wave-r-50666


shark hunter spotted!!!!!

 

I hear that the orders came down directly from NJShredMachine..... yeah he's got that kind of pull.

 

.... And on top of the NJ turnpike toll plaza...

 

Haha! I used to read the onion back in the day - when it was on newspaper