Another case of sharks being d,I,cks http://www.wsoctv.com/news/news/tee...ter-2nd-shark-attack-out/nmnDH/#__federated=1
This is getting redonkulous. Time to nip this in the bud...someone get Quint or Shart Huffer on the Bat Phone...STAT!!!!
We don't need them--we have MIS. His charisma is sufficient to knock of all the sharks on the East Coast.....<grin> Can't you feel it??
Agree with Barry Coooda for once. Miss Thing can jump into a Boston Whaler with shart snoofer manning the harpoon & the gnome girling the engine. Together, they are the trifecta clearing up the right coast & inflicting their woo hoo upon Amerika.
So.... What do yous guys think- is this just the news hyping this up- is it normal to have this many 'bits'? OR is it the water- is there more sharks bits this year???
I think it's the water. Things are changing every where on the east coast. I've never seen so much sea life off Long Island over the past 5 years compared to the previous 35 or so years. As for these recent attacks... I'd say the terror is setting in at this point. One more attack and no ones going there for summer vacation.
Thanks mr fitz for your insight.... It is an interesting summer so far... Plus what happen to the bass season? Usually any given day in the late spring you will see bait on the surface of the water with bass under... I think I only saw that twice, and one time could have been Dolphins
I'm not completely sold on the man-in-the-grey-suit as terrorist. The idiots chumming off the piers into murky zero-visibility ocean get my vote for the sharks just biting on stuff cause they can't see too good, neither. I mean c'mon....we've got these yahoos ladling fish guts & blood by the bucketful from piers.....meanwhile hundreds if not thousands of unsuspecting people are wading in the ocean, swimming, surfing.... And the govt a-holes are so surprised when a fish takes a bite out of a undulating human.... Make the connection, kidz
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ No shortage of spot tails (bass) here. Spanish mackerals are runnig too. Tons of box jellies this year.
its an unprovoked attack on a American citizen, its terroristic we need to appoint a shark czar involve local LEO and DHS in active searches for terroristic sharks stop selling all shark merchandise so we can limit their funds 24hr surveillance on sharks 2ft and above who show a tendancy to bite anything pass laws,ordiannces, regulations etc
