You know you're a surfer when..

rasta,
I would surf if we had waves. Also, it's kinda hard to surf when you have a family and work graveyard.

 

That's a rather ironic statement for this thread.

 

...when you have spots of melted wax on your seats & carpet in your car

 

You know your a surfer when you pull into a barrel and everything is peace...and soundless

 

finally someone actually saying something that related to this thread

 

You know you're a surfer when you fall asleep in a clean bed and miss the sand in the sheets.

 

ameeeen ay

 

You know your a surfer when...

You spend time on the internet checking surf conditions...2-3x per day at work...3-4x at home...on the same day.

 

that's when you know she f*king other guys

 

how is the fact that I have a family and work the graveyard shift ironic?

 

you know you're a surfer

You know you're a surfer when...
You find yourself in class/work, at the bank, grocery store, with a girl, etc.
You tilt your head to a certain direction, and lose a gallon of seawater out your nose.

this happens way too often.

 

SKOOBA,

You know you're not a surfer when you've got time to take offense to everything and complain about your job/fam while "surfing" the net. Maybe if you didn't hang ten fingers over your keyboard and put ten toes on your surfboard you wouldn't be so angry... Teach your kids to surf maybe.

 

When you contemplate dropping a few hundred dollars everytime you find a dinged up old board shaped by an obscure but legendary local shaper.

 

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When have I complained about my job and my family. This is where I am taking offense. Listen, kid my family means the world to me lets get that straight right now. Another thing, my kids know how to surf and guess what di*k, I taught them. I didn't buy them a board and say "Here have fun don't poke an eye out" This is me taking offense to something some little college prick said on an internet forum. Yes it's naive I know but, don't EVER bring a mans family into a conversation with negative connotations clemson"surf".


Boy am I glad there are so many high and mighty people here. I once never said ANYTHING about being angry or taking offense what not. You inferred that on your own. The funny thing is I expressed an OPINION about a movie and then all of the sudden I was public enemy number one. Who gives a flyin fuc* if I don't like a particular movie or what have you.

Really Clemson? CLEMSON? Keep rippin those epic waves on the seneca river.

 

Dude... you sound angry man. You're pretty agro.
You should find ways to surf more. You would think that the graveyard shift would allow that.

 

Damn, I just got off of some epic double overhead waves on Lake Hartwell but ended up poking my eye out on my board. Totally gnar bro.

 

Calm down people. Sounds like we all need to gt out there and surf. Has anybody put an order into the big guy upstairs for this to happen?? Or whatever you believe...Buddah, Krishna, Jesus, Allah, Wifea..

 

It's January, there's snow on the beach and your the only one out.

 

stoke

when you feel the stoke, not just a gemstone who thinks its cool to be a ''surfer dude''

 

You know your a surfer when.....
Everyone else is evacuating from a hurricane and your going towards it.

p.s. Hey Skooba-stank, chillax braddah, you shouldnt let people get to you bro. Its called life, live it.....happy. The only people that should be able to get you worked up is your FAMILY!!!! Make Friends, not enemies. Enemies cant do **** for you, friends are life's network for sucess. Stay wet braddah!!!

oh, and just to let you know, i never went to college and i have a family of my own. and still find time to surf, shape, play music, cook, clean, fix **** around the house, take footage and pics of epic days and beautiful things life blesses me wit, spend time with my son and beautiful wife, and work a full time job with a rotating shift schedule. Its called L I V I N, you gotta MAKE time to do it brah.