I'm thinking of stalking someone

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  1. Jun 30, 2015 #61
    juliaep

    juliaep Well-Known Member

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    Carli Loyd!!!
     
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  3. Jun 30, 2015 #62
    juliaep

    juliaep Well-Known Member

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    O'hara!
     
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  5. Jun 30, 2015 #63
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    ok, wtf man?

    her face is like one of those guys on jersey shore
     
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    metard, Jun 30, 2015
  6. Jun 30, 2015 #64
    kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

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    Dude, is this chick a stripper by any chance?
     
    kidrock, Jun 30, 2015
    kidrock, Jun 30, 2015
  7. Jul 1, 2015 #65
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    No shes a personal trainer. If she was a stripper I would have told her a fake name, hit it once and ran for my life.
     
    NJ glide, Jul 1, 2015
    NJ glide, Jul 1, 2015
  8. Jul 1, 2015 #66
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    AS Juliaep alluded to, My girl Carli scored the first goal of the game which was all they needed. And had a killer assist on the second - the insurance - goal.

    Coincidence that Carli has been banging the past games since I started stalking her?

    I don't think so. If you guys want success just have me stalk you. I'll stalk the sh!t out of you.
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 1, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 1, 2015
  9. Jul 1, 2015 #67
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    Hey are you hallucinating again?

    You got a cab and the cabbie is the stalker of the girl you engage in sexual conflict with? What's the odds?

    Did you, the stalker and the girl meet at the bar? How did you know who the stalker was?

    Hold on a minute, how big is your pen!s?

    The stalker's?

    Ok so you threatened bodily harm to the stalker. Are you a thug? Tough? You ever scalp anyone? You ever shoot anyone?

    Will you be sleeping with the stalker at any point of time?

    See this is why I have my thing aboot North Jersey. It's just a madhouse up there. All sorts of weird stuff going down.

    Yo, how do you roll? You ever been to Newark? Can I roll with you someday? I roll pretty good, too. Tell the stalker aboot me. You told him aboot this site, right? Bring him aboard, dude.

    Ok thanks NJGLIDE, have a good day.
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 1, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 1, 2015
  10. Jul 1, 2015 #68
    NJ glide

    NJ glide Well-Known Member

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    No not trippin. The stalker cabbie waits for calls near her house hoping its her and it just so happens I live a half mile from her so when I called for a cab he got the call. This dude is so whacked out that she has a restraining order and he still wont let up. The stalkers were not mentioned til about date 4-5. The stalker knew me as the guy who was now banging his x, along with my kid my job and the last three places I went with her. I didn't know him at all. 8 3/4 measuring the top not the cheating way (no you cant touch or see it) stalkers is pitiful small according to her but I didn't dig for specifics. I'm not really a thug but that kind of weird sh!t deserves threats of bodily harm, I think i'm tough, never scalped anyone but I did shoot my childhood bully in the leg with my compound bow when i was 10. No plans to sleep with the stalker unless he shaves his body gets implants and agrees to wear one of this chicks pairs of panties she left here. agreed it is a madhouse. I was in Newark Monday but I don't frequent it, usually I stick to beach towns between sandy hook and squan. Yeah we can chill if you want as long as you don't stalk me. When I see him again ill tell him about si, he may fit right in.
     
    NJ glide, Jul 1, 2015
    NJ glide, Jul 1, 2015
  11. Jul 2, 2015 #69
    Riley Martin

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    No really, tell him aboot this place he might forget aboot you and the lady.

    You got any pills? Roxis? Percs?

    Nah, I don't stalk people. Well, my ex-girlfriend thinks sporadically Googling her name is stalking but.......

    That's her problem. I just check to see if she's alive and well.

    Ok be careful NJGlide as there are some sickos in New Jersey.

    Maybe you should just bow-out of the whole situation. Vagina isn't worth a fatal attraction shooting or whatever may transpire.

    NJGlide stick to average, semi-homely, the girl next door-types. Seriously. They tend to be better people and less drama.

    CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD.

    Lets make like 1945 and nuke them Japanese soccer b!tches. Straight-up.

    Hey MIS-13, I've meant to ax you this: Do you experience any national pride over anything? Or are you totally against The State?
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 2, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 2, 2015
  12. Jul 2, 2015 #70
    Riley Martin

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    No really, tell him aboot this place he might forget aboot you and the lady.

    You got any pills? Roxis? Percs?

    Nah, I don't stalk people. Well, my ex-girlfriend thinks sporadically Googling her name is stalking but.......

    That's her problem. I just check to see if she's alive and well.

    Ok be careful NJGlide as there are some sickos in New Jersey.

    Maybe you should just bow-out of the whole situation. Vagina isn't worth a fatal attraction shooting or whatever may transpire.

    NJGlide stick to average, semi-homely, the girl next door-types. Seriously. They tend to be better people and less drama.

    CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD CARLI LLOYD.

    Lets make like 1945 and nuke them Japanese soccer b!tches. Straight-up.

    Hey MIS-13, I've meant to ax you this: Do you experience any national pride over anything? Or are you totally against The State?
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 2, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 2, 2015
  13. Jul 5, 2015 #71
    Riley Martin

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    Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd

    Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk

    Get at them island-hopping, zero-flying, seaweed-eating bastards.

    Finally, The World Cup will be finished and Ms. Lloyd will hopefully be back in South Jersey soon. Then I can get some proper stalking done. Straight-up.

    I caught five waves for you today, Carli. I pretended you were my board, and I rode the combers an' breakers on top of you. You were a little sluggish at first, but then I made you a quad and then it was all butter. Fins make all the difference.

    "Hey, Skippy, I think your fins are all wrong."
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 5, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 5, 2015
  14. Jul 5, 2015 #72
    Riley Martin

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    Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd Carli Lloyd

    Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk Stalk

    Get at them island-hopping, zero-flying, seaweed-eating bastards.

    Finally, The World Cup will be finished and Ms. Lloyd will hopefully be back in South Jersey soon. Then I can get some proper stalking done. Straight-up.

    I caught five waves for you today, Carli. I pretended you were my board, and I rode the combers an' breakers on top of you. You were a little sluggish at first, but then I made you a quad and then it was all butter. Fins make all the difference.

    "Hey, Skippy, I think your fins are all wrong."
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 5, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 5, 2015
  15. Jul 5, 2015 #73
    kidrock

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    she kinda looks like Carole King without the weave.
     
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  16. Jul 5, 2015 #74
    bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

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    My buddy just told me lloyd scored twice in the first 5 minutes. I immediately thought of this thread and logged in.
     
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  17. Jul 5, 2015 #75
    sheetglass

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    Hat trick. Unbelievable.
     
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  18. Jul 5, 2015 #76
    ibc

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    She kicked a**
     
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  19. Jul 6, 2015 #77
    LBCrew

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    R.M.

    Please stalk me. Thank you.
     
    LBCrew, Jul 6, 2015
    LBCrew, Jul 6, 2015
  20. Jul 6, 2015 #78
    Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

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    I know, Huh.

    Actually I was thinking last night to start cyber stalking myself.

    In an ode to the South Park Underpants Gnomes, here is the three steps to success(profits):

    Phase 1. Get me to cyber stalk you

    Phase 2. Get my power to go out.

    Phase 3. Collect Profits.

    This Carli chick wasn't doing to hot until I started stalking her. And then boom, the girl can't be stopped. She scored from mid-field for God's sakes.

    And...when she was interviewed post game, I waited for my due. She didn't even mention me.
     
    Riley Martin, Jul 6, 2015
    Riley Martin, Jul 6, 2015
  21. Jul 6, 2015 #79
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    "Hey Japan, that one was for Pearl Harbor"

    Merica, keeping it classy.

    *harbour
     
    seldom seen, Jul 6, 2015
    seldom seen, Jul 6, 2015
  22. Jul 6, 2015 #80
    Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

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    She now collects 30 grand for every appearance she does on tv.

    There is something cosmic going on here Riley. Its like she is stealing all of your mojo and u get nothing to show for it. Its like being married but without the quarterly BJ, sucks bro.
     
    Sniffer, Jul 6, 2015
    Sniffer, Jul 6, 2015
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