Three little Mormons... be by my door step. Singing sweet songs, of mormon tings....

Pay attention:

[video=youtube_share;Ki801ccg9Yo]http://youtu.be/Ki801ccg9Yo[/video]

 

Then again....some of 'em do got game....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1AuJoDKOWg

 

When solicitors come to my door (religilous or otherwise) my dogs go insane. They're all bark (with humans) but the solicitors don't know that. I immediately open the door and the dogs "accidently" get out. Which usually results in them standing there in sheer terror while my dogs stick their noses up their a$$ and in their crotch. I let the dogs be and just casually say, "yes, what is it?". After an uncomfortable pause while they try to figure out if they're going to be eaten alive or if I'm going to drag the dogs back inside I say, "Don't worry, as long as you stand perfectly still they're ok." It's pretty funny actually. Wish I had taught them to hump legs on command.

I do get approached at odd places sometimes. The other day I was getting gas and a nicely dressed older lady came up, pamphlets in hand, and asked me if I was a Christian.

I told her I was a Buddhist. For some reason it always seems to throw them off, It seems they've got pre-packaged arguments for every other religion, atheism, etc., but not Buddhism. Strange.

She asked me why. "Because no one ever goes around killing in the name of Buddha". She just turned and walked away.

Life can be fun if you make it that way.

 

^ this

and, dogs are the awesome-est creatures -- how did our virus species get blessed with them?
Hey, that could be a question for the LDS door knockers this Saturday morning...!

 

That's too harsh. Tell 'em you're "Buffalo Bob":
[video=youtube;ZAMQGIx3JKk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAMQGIx3JKk[/video]

 

A few years ago my son answered the door and told me two gentlemen with briefcases would like to speak with me. So I stopped the dry sanding the seams of the new drywall in the bathroom and met these gentlemen while I was covered in white dust. The first one said it looks like I could use a break. I said great idea, you can have my dust mask and continue my sanding and I'll take your briefcase and talk to the second one. I guess they didn't like my idea as they decided to leave and didn't return.

 

Yeah, seriously. That's what peepholes are for.

 

that's the christian way of sayin' fock off. Bless yer heart.

I'm nice unless they continue to harass me after I say no thanks. Same way with any other solicitors.

 

I think I am going to start aiming an AK-47 at them and tell them to run.
That will scare the bejeezus out of them, huh??
Naw....I can't do that......even though it sounds romantic, it doesn't.

 

o barry

 

I'm a hopeless romantic, you, you're just hopeless!

I just turn the sprinklers on when they are coming up the driveway. I haven't seen them in a while.