Lifegaurding

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Fish Face, Feb 27, 2009.

  1. n2waves

    n2waves Well-Known Member

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    Mar 20, 2009
    I worked at an umbrella stand 4 summers in a row, by far the best beach job. June-August if you at a good street you will make good tips plus a commission off all the equipment rented out. Get a good tan, and surf before and after work everyday if there are waves. When its not busy you can take a nap. Lifeguards have to stay alert all day long and put up with dumb tourists that can't swim. Plus if it ends up raining all day, you get the day off.
     
  2. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008

  3. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

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    Nov 2, 2008
    lifeguards arent gay, just cuz they tell you to move doesnt mean theyre gay. a lot of them are surfers anyway so dont be hating homie
     
  4. bolo

    bolo Member

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    Mar 16, 2009
    you are so gay!!!! at least turn on the light in the closet so you can find your way out...
     
  5. Salty J

    Salty J Well-Known Member

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    Jun 13, 2008
    The bigger kook you are the more succesful you'll be. Avid surfing is a hinderance to any profession, but sitting on the beach all day babysitting bathing shoobie-kooks while keeping experienced local waterman out of the ocean has to be the lamest f-ing job for a surfer ever. Unless perhaps your lifeguarding at Pipeline or something and actually helping surfers out.
     
  6. BobTobias

    BobTobias Member

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    Sep 23, 2008
    my gosh......because of you guys......thanks for making me realize im such a boner and a loser because I lifeguard in the summer. I was wondering why I have had no friends the past 6 years....all along I thought I had an odor problem! Thank god for this thread! I am free!

    Let me guess salty........ you tried out to be a guard but couldnt swim further than 100 yards without your surfboard so you gave up, then you went to the local town pool, tried out there, but couldnt hold your breath under water for longer than 30 secs so you failed that too, now you just hate life?
     
  7. SuburbanScumNJ

    SuburbanScumNJ Well-Known Member

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    Aug 26, 2008
    Bob even if you didnt guard you will always be a boner and loser to me =)

    love Justin
     
  8. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    f u lifeguard.

    get off my beach
     
  9. BobTobias

    BobTobias Member

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    Sep 23, 2008
    hey it beats being white trash any day of the week!
     
  10. ECSURFR

    ECSURFR Well-Known Member

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    Oct 22, 2007
    Beachbreak go hate somewhere else...you dont own **** so dont say my beach.
     
  11. OBlove

    OBlove Well-Known Member

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    Aug 29, 2006
    this thread is old...

    ...but I love it! Fighting over a "Gay lifeguard?" Wow. You lifeless people. I get paid $15.00 per hour. I check the surf all day. I am in better shape then anyone on this forum. I will pull in deeper then you. I get paid to compete. I get paid to train. I get paid to surf. I get paid to surf. I get paid to be on the ocean all day. But of course, I chose a beach that allows for such an experience. The shoobies and kooks is what gives ME THE GREATEST JOB EVER! If everyone ripped like you pacsun posers that talk SH!T all day there would be no need for the fittest babysitters one can find! Lifeguarding looks good on the resume. It says more then you will ever know. You don't have to guard to be a watermen...but it can introduce the right variables if you are in with the right crew. Most of the Delaware crews have it down. Some still suck. I know some Jersey crews who play host to some of the best surfers on the east coast. Whatch your mouths people. You never know when you will need a lifeguard. Every one's time WILL COME!
     
  12. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    invader kook lifeguards are gay.
     
  13. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I have no issue with lifeguards (except for the douchie ones). Just like cops (except the douchie ones), they are there for an important reason. People like to talk **** about them but as soon as they need help, who do they call? I don't like being told what to do by lifeguards, so I surf where they don't guard or when they're not on duty. For the general public, they are important and necessary. Not everyone is as intelligent or at ease in the water as we are. I wouldn't ever rule out getting into trouble myself out there, but I'll take the risk. Most people don't want to take any risks and would rather have someone watching over them. I don't know why people need to bicker over it. Honestly, I don't understand most of the negativity on here, but everyone has freedom of speech. If I could be away from my desk job more often, I wouldn't be talking about surfing - I'd be doing it! Everyone chill. :)
     
  14. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    go back to where you came from all you homo dumb jock lifeguard kooks.
    take your signs rules restrictions just go back over the bridge.
    welcome to the jersey shore.
    now go home.
     
  15. ECSURFR

    ECSURFR Well-Known Member

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    Oct 22, 2007
    Only douchebags are from Jersey...DIRTY JERZZZZZ...you ****ing guido
     
  16. stoneybaloney

    stoneybaloney Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I'm definitely neither douche nor guido, however I am from Jersey.
     
  17. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    take your noise your filth
    just go back over the bridge

    invader kook lifeguards are gay
    get off my beach you summer squid kooks

    you sold your soul for your gay ego and you know it
    no surfer would ever be a lifeguard
     
  18. ECSURFR

    ECSURFR Well-Known Member

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    Oct 22, 2007
    No surfer would ever be a lifeguard...i find that hard to believe. I dont understand why everyone has to hate on the lifeguards. THERES NO WAVES IN THE SUMMER ANYWAY!!! Go surf somewhere real. Everyone on here can "pull in deeper than you" and can do this and that so much better. Everyone was a kook at one point in time. This whole im so much better than you attitude on here is really annoying. Stop hating on everyone and everything someone has to say.
     
  19. NJSur4

    NJSur4 Active Member

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    Jul 16, 2008
    Your miserable, you pull in deeper into other dudes rears.
     
  20. lisurfer

    lisurfer Well-Known Member

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    Mar 12, 2008
    I can't believe he actually said I will pull in deeper than you. What a joke.