Squan chair 3 crazy lifeguard chick

Was she hot?

 

Leave this forum immediately.

 

I thoroughly harass all the gaurds at squan..all the summer surfers who claim local..I hit on the Summer pros womens right in front them...This is what summers all about..you know having fun dawg


I've always thoroughly enjoyed causing ruckus in Squan

Hey Bubz lets indulge in booze and narcos this weekend and go harass the guards at squan

 

that was hard to read

here:

 

Reading this story, and the other thread about being ticketed for surfing, makes me glad that my area has no lifeguards. Not the best surf, either, but at least I can enjoy it without being harassed by a self important teenager.

 

Thanks tard!

Wanna really piss them off, bring a whistle to the beach and when you are ready to go, use it to call your kids out of the water. HA HA HA HA HA HA

 

I think you can still be arrested for surfing inlet as the law states surfing only between 10am - 4pm , where are all the do gooders that will try and change that one ?

 

"Kooky girl prob from pennsylvania anyhow and be gone by september"

Your statement is probably right on the money. I love when lifeguards from PA tell me what to do when I live in the town year round and surf year round. I love ****ing with them. I've paid plenty of fines and they have always threatened me with being arrested. I haven't been arrested since but have seen plenty of them blow a gasket.

 

thank you metard
if you notice, these 'women life guards' are typically 3rd person to a chair. The affirmative action hiring protocols dilute the athletic pool so severely with these weak women, the women cant even staff their own chair (there are exceptions) and are just tacked on to a chair that has enough skill/talent/whatever

all at the taxpayer expense so you can get yelled at by some self important weak swimming khunt

it really should just be the winners of the tryouts, no ifs, ands, or buts

there is a girl, she is/was? a mainland high school teacher (and big slut, according to my friends) who guards in OC. loves yelling at people, guess all those peenusus dont fill the void in her black heart. Hi W_nd_!

 

dude c'mon you're suppose to ask any female in position of authority the following:

https://youtu.be/CsnEIjgqW7A

 

No lifeguards at my local spot either and I'm happy about that. Two plus miles of undeveloped shoreline. Definitely not the best surf but we get ours from time to time. I've been out sometimes with nobody in sight on the beach or in the water. I like it that way but I might be focked if I got into trouble somehow. I'll take my chances.

 

Two miles of undeveloped shoreline sounds great. It's just over developed sandbars around here.

I usually go out alone, there might be some fat tourist on the beach, but I'll be focked, too. I was looking at my leash this morning, wondering about its potential use as a tourniquet. ...

 

you probably deserved it tho

 

Hahaha all you dudes with your sh*tty beaches and sh*tty "surf towns", obviously surfing is of little importance up North, hahaha

 

Tourists and their money take top priority in VB. In summertime, it can seem like "Dogs and surfers, stay off the beach!"

 

So was she hot or no?

 

Your first post you stated you told her to calm down; This post you stated you were "like" whoa kid you really need to calm down. This is a huge difference in the eyes of a disagreement that sounded like it was getting heated. Not doubting you were in the right, but to tell a lifeguard to calm down probably didn't help the situation. More than likely at that point she just wanted to demonstrate total authority over you by her "leave Manasquan, no wait, leave NJ....NOW" approach. Her superior likely threatened arrest just to end the confrontation. Sorry to hear that happened to you, especially as a local.